Ayyyy!

It’s no use trying to blend in, Diane - we can all see the shoddy seamsmanship from a mile away.

One sniff however should be enough to tell that there’s nothing delicious to be found here.

Here are the answers to Monday’s puzzle corner:
1. Phoebe Cates
2. Liz Hurley
3. Helen Mirren
4. Pamela Anderson
5. Claire Danes
6. Tyra Banks
7. Kate Hudson
8. Jessica Alba
9. Hayden Panettiere
10. Scarlett Johansson

Congratulations to aimee for a stunning 9 out of 10, followed closely by mini_pixie. We bounce our beach balls excitedly in celebration of your celebrity swimsuit knowledge. To round up the show, here are a couple of other fine-bodied stars in a similar state of (un)dress.

Aren’t you relieved that steroids, instead of crystal meth, have now become the drug of choice among the fashionable set?

Because it’s patriotic and because we’re all out of the Starbucks.

Bye-bye Billy Mays (Websters)

RIP Fred Travalena (SeriouslyOMG)

Britney, Ellen, Diddy announce their own deaths (PerezHilton)

Britney goes dark (TenGossip)

Maudlin in minidresses? You BET (ASL)

Harrison Ford wants you to know… (Gawker)

Now we know who killed Billy Mays (CelebritySmack)

Kate Moss, lifeless (AgentBedhead)

Glastonbury slideshow (UKPopSugar)

Gossip Girl welcomes Gordon Gekko (JustJared)

Karl Lagerfeld hangs with his posse (HolyMoly)

Leo goes airshod (INO)

Tales of a Teenage Fug Queen (GFY)

Misery loves company (GabbyBabble)

Debbie didn’t do it (EvilBeet)

John Galliano has some hot competition (CelebuWreck)

Emma Watson, the hardest-working model/actress in magazines (AmyGrindhouse)

Dita counts (BBB)

Also known as Home to Frocks That Have Been Taken Up a Yard or Two.

This week we pay tribute to Farrah Fawcett’s iconic swimsuit poster with the theme of “Celebrities in Red Swimsuits”. Check out the photo montage below and identify the bathing suit beauties in question.

Answers will be put up on Wednesday morning. In the meantime I will be cavorting on the beach dressed as a giant tomato.

Have you noticed that the performers have stopped dressing for their human fans ever since Glastonbury decided to become an intergalactic music festival?

Fur hats and scarves, now 50% off at the Harrods Summer Sale! But hurry before some self-entitled starlet makes off with all the choice merchandise!

Celebrity Dad Faceoff: Harrison Ford vs Bruce Lee (TeenyManolo)

Getting down and dirty with Lily Allen and the Mockney Mob (AgentBedhead)

Brady-Bundchen baby bump (AmyGrindhouse)

Lance Armstrong gets what he deserves (BBB)

Kate Hudson is a vampire! (CeleBitchy)

Um, duh! (Lolebrity)

Boeuf bangs babes (CelebritySmack)

The bride wore off-white? (CelebuWreck)

Fergie’s Dad has issues (EvilBeet)

The boy with the yellow rose speaks (Gawker)

The latest in Irish children’s tv presenter fashion (GoFugYourself)

Sandra Bullock just made a lot of zeta males very happy (INO)

Alan Cumming is the Green Goblin (JustJared)

Depp does Dave (UKPopSugar)

Amelia on approach (SeriouslyOMG)

Gwyneth Paltrow answers life’s little questions (HolyMoly)

Scientology Spoilsports (Movieline)