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Suck it like Dracula

By Spirit Fingers

I vant to vear Chanel!

Keira generally didn’t mind dealing with reporters but when it came to questions about her weight, her fangs would inevitably come out. “Fools,” she hissed, “Of course I’m naturally thin. How often do you see an obese vampire? And don’t you dare accuse me of promoting unhealthy dieting. I love fat people – they taste fab!”








2 Responses to “Suck it like Dracula”




  1. raincoaster Says:

    But she doesn’t SWALLOW!




  2. la petite chou chou Says:

    ….hugely unflattering picture…funny though




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