Lindsay Lohan Loves the Cake
By Manolo the ShoebloggerManolo says, Ayyyyy! La Lohan has been forced to beg for money from her friends.
Lindsay, 21, resorted to begging, the sources, say, because her manager mom, Dina, has temporarily cut her off from what’s left of the fortune she made starring in hit films like Mean Girls and Freaky Friday.
“Dina must think Lohan is a serious addict, and she’s afraid if she gives her even $20, she’ll run out and buy drugs and booze,” says an insider close tot he family…“Lindsay wants money - what she calls ‘cake’ - now,” says a source. She’s even asked guys she’s only met two or three times to hand over $10,000. That’s what she always asks for: 10K.”
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“When Lindsay asked me, after her second arrest, I kind of laughed because she’s a big movie star, right? Why does she need money from me?” the industry insider asks. “She explained her money was ‘tied up.’ She wasn’t even nice about it. She said ‘I’m good for it, I’ll make a huge comeback. I am, after all, the most famous person on the planet right now!’”
Riiing
Riiing
“Hello, Manolo?
It’s me, Lindsay….
Lindsay Lohan. You know, La Lohan, Superstar.
Last time was when? Oh riiight, right, Calum and me were behind you in the checkout line at Ralph’s in the ‘Bu. Oh man, I barely remember that, I was so crunked.
No, no, I have no idea what we did with 40 pounds of shrimp and a guava.
So, how ya been?
Good, good. Listen, I’ve got a little situation here, and I need your help. I need to borrow some cake.
No, no, silly, ‘cake’. With an ‘a’ not an ‘o’.
Really! Oh wow, you’re so generous.
What?
Chocolate or what?
No, no. ‘Cake.’ You know, ‘Caaaake.’ Like money. I was hoping you’d be able to loan me 10 thousand dollars.
Hello?
Hello?
September 5th, 2007 at 1:17 pm
What’s this? An act of responsible parenting by Dina Lohan? Inconceivable!
Unless, of course, she is merely attempting to preserve the plastic surgery fund. That I could understand.
September 5th, 2007 at 8:26 pm
What’s the big deal? I always ask for twenty k, myself.
September 6th, 2007 at 10:15 am
Lend her Plumcake, who is worth far more than 10k!