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Paris Hilton in Training

By Manolo the Shoeblogger

Manolo says, here is the latest news from the land of the vapid.

After being jailed Paris Hilton vowed to no longer “act dumb”, but in her first interview since her release it was hard to tell if she was acting or not…

When asked what made her happy, the new, more serious heiress told of her love for her pet monkeys and ferrets.

And despite being single, Paris, 26, bizarrely declared: “I want kids next year, so I’ve got to get my body ready.”

One can only imagine what sort of exercises this entails.









7 Responses to “Paris Hilton in Training”




  1. Jeannie Dahl Says:

    The Spawn of Hilton!

    Good Lord, I’m just not ready for this.




  2. Poochie Says:

    I see her with all of these animals once or twice. Are they disposable? And what will she do with kids after she gets bored. I think she would be worse than Britney Spears and her kids.

    Yesh!

    Luv
    Poochie
    http://www.shoedaydreams.com




  3. Roxy Says:

    I don’t know whether to laugh or vomit…




  4. Aisha Says:

    Detox.




  5. Phyllis Says:

    Is she going to make another “excercise” video?




  6. Meg Q Says:

    Well, at least her people (i.e., extended family) probably know how to hire really good nannies (not that that’s saying much, but still).




  7. La BellaDonna Says:

    Aiieeeee! Paris Hilton and monkeys! Evolution will be set back millions of years!




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