http://ayyyy.com/2007/09/10/why-the-celebrities-are-not-like-us/ Gently Making Fun of the Famous Sun, 21 Mar 2010 03:36:22 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 hourly 1 http://ayyyy.com/2007/09/10/why-the-celebrities-are-not-like-us/comment-page-1/#comment-174 The problem is not her weight » Manolo for the Big Girl! Tue, 11 Sep 2007 16:32:21 +0000 http://ayyyy.com/2007/09/10/why-the-celebrities-are-not-like-us/#comment-174 [...] so everyone, from the most banal of bloggers to the esteemed Manolo and Spirit Fingers, are talking about Britney Spear’s soporific “comeback” [...] [...] so everyone, from the most banal of bloggers to the esteemed Manolo and Spirit Fingers, are talking about Britney Spear’s soporific “comeback” [...]

]]> http://ayyyy.com/2007/09/10/why-the-celebrities-are-not-like-us/comment-page-1/#comment-167 la petite chou chou Tue, 11 Sep 2007 06:35:04 +0000 http://ayyyy.com/2007/09/10/why-the-celebrities-are-not-like-us/#comment-167 All I can say is....trashy... All I can say is….trashy…

]]> http://ayyyy.com/2007/09/10/why-the-celebrities-are-not-like-us/comment-page-1/#comment-164 Julia Tue, 11 Sep 2007 01:23:18 +0000 http://ayyyy.com/2007/09/10/why-the-celebrities-are-not-like-us/#comment-164 I feel bad for poor Britney. She's clearly grasped the concept that Sex Sells, but she doesn't understand that she's only going to regain her former pop star glory if she presents herself as a kind of living Bratz doll--sexual, but in a cartoonish, vaguely plastic way. After all, while there's definitely an audience out there for tired-looking women who gyrate around poles in their underwear, it's not the kind of audience that's going to finance her big comeback. I feel bad for poor Britney. She’s clearly grasped the concept that Sex Sells, but she doesn’t understand that she’s only going to regain her former pop star glory if she presents herself as a kind of living Bratz doll–sexual, but in a cartoonish, vaguely plastic way. After all, while there’s definitely an audience out there for tired-looking women who gyrate around poles in their underwear, it’s not the kind of audience that’s going to finance her big comeback.

]]> http://ayyyy.com/2007/09/10/why-the-celebrities-are-not-like-us/comment-page-1/#comment-152 raincoaster Mon, 10 Sep 2007 20:31:14 +0000 http://ayyyy.com/2007/09/10/why-the-celebrities-are-not-like-us/#comment-152 A wig would have been better than the weave. Speaking of weave...does anyone else think she was still drunk from the night before? A wig would have been better than the weave. Speaking of weave…does anyone else think she was still drunk from the night before?

]]> http://ayyyy.com/2007/09/10/why-the-celebrities-are-not-like-us/comment-page-1/#comment-148 Alell Mon, 10 Sep 2007 15:42:11 +0000 http://ayyyy.com/2007/09/10/why-the-celebrities-are-not-like-us/#comment-148 I've seen a lot of people talking smack about her belly ("paunch instead of tight", ack) but she looks terrific for having borne two babies. Whatever else may have gone wrong with the night, I hope we give her at least that much credit. I’ve seen a lot of people talking smack about her belly (”paunch instead of tight”, ack) but she looks terrific for having borne two babies. Whatever else may have gone wrong with the night, I hope we give her at least that much credit.

]]> http://ayyyy.com/2007/09/10/why-the-celebrities-are-not-like-us/comment-page-1/#comment-146 Gauss Mon, 10 Sep 2007 15:12:10 +0000 http://ayyyy.com/2007/09/10/why-the-celebrities-are-not-like-us/#comment-146 This is so sad. This woman is younger than me, and she already looks like she's 40. She can't even afford proper clothes any more. What a waste of a life. This is so sad. This woman is younger than me, and she already looks like she’s 40. She can’t even afford proper clothes any more. What a waste of a life.

]]> http://ayyyy.com/2007/09/10/why-the-celebrities-are-not-like-us/comment-page-1/#comment-145 Never teh Bride Mon, 10 Sep 2007 15:08:42 +0000 http://ayyyy.com/2007/09/10/why-the-celebrities-are-not-like-us/#comment-145 You'd think she'd run a brush through her weave before getting on stage! You’d think she’d run a brush through her weave before getting on stage!

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