The resulting synergies are immense
By Spirit Fingers
The decision to merge Kate Bosworth and Julianne Moore was a win-win situation for everyone. Kate had all the benefits of attaching herself to a well-respected actress, Julianne would get to leave the family at home and go on dates with twenty-something British male models, while the public would finally get to watch Stuck on You 2: Electric Boogaloo.
September 12th, 2007 at 4:07 pm
Not to mention the fact that Julianne Moore provides a much needed anchor for the skeletal Kate Bosworth. Imagine the relief that comes from finally being able to walk down the street without fear of wind gusts!
September 12th, 2007 at 7:39 pm
Side note: Why oh why oh why does Hollywood ALWAYS rob the redheads of their natural hair color and turn them into plastic blonds? Nicole Kidman, Lindsay Lohan, now Julianne Moorre….argh! Yeah, I know, probably for a role, but still.