Oh Angie.
By Plumcake
I will make no qualms about it, I have a serious love on for Angelina Jolie. In fact I still have the same ID badge I got five years ago because someone in a drunken stupor once told me I looked a little like Angie and were even kind enough to omit the obvious “if you squint your eyes, turn off the lights and drink 18 bottles of airplane scotch” part.
That being said, and loving her though I do, I’m still not entirely sure that murdering poor Shrek, feasting on his bloody CGI carcass and then turning his flesh into an unflattering poncho the exact color of my grandmother’s Volvo station wagon was, strictly speaking, the most appropriate thing to do.
September 14th, 2007 at 12:24 pm
I’m sorry, I don’t agree. Unless Angie starts flashing her girlie bits around and going out with her hair unbrushed a la Britney, she really can’t do any wrong.
September 14th, 2007 at 3:56 pm
You have to admit, it does provide a wonderful disguise for her current dreadfully undernourished figure. I hope she can figure that out soon – she’s so hot with curves!
September 14th, 2007 at 10:01 pm
Too bad she can’t disguise her druggie eyes. I have loved her forever, but she is just not all there in the eyes lately. Which came first, anorexia or pills?
September 15th, 2007 at 2:50 pm
You beat me to it. I was gonna say that what a better way to hide her anorexia than by donning Shrek’s hide?
September 16th, 2007 at 10:27 am
I thought she was totally hot until she became a husband-stealing ho. Yes, of course she needed Brad’s participation, but I have always thought he was overrated, so he didn’t fail my expectations of him. But I would have switched teams for Angie before. Now, she’s just a tramp.
September 16th, 2007 at 5:33 pm
That color is very 1970s kitchen fixture, no?