Even penguins find Jessica Alba really hot
By Spirit Fingers
After being named FHM’s “Sexiest Woman” for 2007 and Yahoo! Personals most desired female, and pretty much having the most googled thong-clad ass on the internet, where does one go from there?
If you’re Jessica Alba, you move on to building up a new fanbase. While filming Good Luck Chuck with some African penguins. she was able to parlay her sexual allure to overcome her co-stars’ “spasticity” and social awkwardness:
“They’re lovely little animals and they don’t like everybody, but they liked me right away. I found a way to tickle them on their neck, which is how their handlers do it. Usually they are kind of spastic and stiff, but they would lay down and kind of purr when I did that. That’s when I knew they liked me.”
Sources on the set said she also won many penguin admirers with her impersonations of a succulent fish begging to be caught from a pond (as shown above). What a doll! It’s only a matter of time before she tops the “Celebrity I’d Most Like To Be Monogamous With” list in Menguins magazine.
September 20th, 2007 at 7:10 pm
Aw, man, now I’m really jealous. Not only is she all kinds of gorgeous, but she got to pet real, live penguins? That is so cool. How come petting penguins isn’t part of my job description? Stupid law firm.
September 21st, 2007 at 2:41 am
[...] Jessica Alba actually looks terrible in a picture. (Ayyyy!) [...]
September 22nd, 2007 at 11:22 am
Spastic and stiff? Aren’t they antonyms?
September 22nd, 2007 at 11:08 pm
Jessica Alba is a butterface. Ugh.
September 24th, 2007 at 5:09 am
Why are her two front teeth pale blue?
August 24th, 2008 at 7:40 pm
Is it possible to get Jessica to go on a European tour during the NFL season??? please! Tony Romo needs to FOCUS.