Chris Crocker, rocks
By Spirit Fingers
Years from now we will be able to tell our grandkids that we lived through the “Chris Crocker experience”, and their sweet innocent eyes will either grow wide with wonder or they’ll just roll their jaded eyes and tell us it’s time for our meds again. His rise to superstardom might seem overly swift but there are deeper underlying forces at work here:
“I’m the key to world peace,” says Crocker, sporting a sleeveless black T-shirt with a hot pink silhouette of Marilyn Monroe. His blond bob is swept behind an ear and the eye liner is, as always, flawless.
It is easy to see what the tv producers see in him. He has the angry emotional chutzpah and expertly applied eyeliner of Avril Lavigne when she first burst on the scene, plus the trendy hair and media-savvy of Victoria Beckham. And he’s at that young nubile age where he can perform all the moves that his pop idol is presently incapable of doing.
September 22nd, 2007 at 12:25 am
Never heard of him.
September 22nd, 2007 at 6:01 pm
He gives me the creeps. His poor, sainted Grandmother.
September 22nd, 2007 at 9:30 pm
I really hate this guy. He is more annoying than those bad singers on American Idol. Enjoy your 15 minutes, lame-o.
September 23rd, 2007 at 9:26 am
Is it just me, or does he kinda look like Evan Rachel Wood?
He’s totally annoying, btw. Aren’t his 15 minutes up yet?
September 24th, 2007 at 1:11 am
[…] Chris Crocker just wants to be Avril Lavigne. (Ayyyy!) […]
September 24th, 2007 at 4:05 am
Are we sure it’s NOT Avril Lavigne. He sure as hell looks like her. Has anyone seen the 2 of them together? Creepy….
September 24th, 2007 at 2:03 pm
My first thought when I saw the first photo (granted, it was a thumbnail) was “hmm, Avril’s looking pretty good today.”
I’m not sure who should be more worried, me (for my apparently precarious sexual orientation) or Avril (because some fairy with eyeshadow looks as good as she does).
September 24th, 2007 at 8:01 pm
But the real question is: Can Chris Crocker bring acid wash back???
September 29th, 2007 at 6:14 pm
When I first saw these pictures, the creepy factor hit me like a train. And now, like a horrible trainwreck, I have to come back and marvel (perhaps in dread) at the sight.