Play nice girls, Donald’s watching
By Spirit Fingers
Things I learnt about the Trump family dynamics from this photo:
(a) Ivanka can’t stand to face Melania and is of the view her enhanced (bigger! softer! downier!) bosom is way hotter than her stepmother’s, even during Melania’s lingerie modelling days
(b) Melania doesn’t care for what Ivanka thinks because she has “Blue Steel” and Barron Trump (aka the Keys to the Kingdom)
(c) Donald is just glad he won’t be around to see everyone fighting over his will.
September 24th, 2007 at 3:30 pm
Why does Melania always look like she’s fixing to bite off your head?
September 24th, 2007 at 7:30 pm
^^Probably b/c Donald doesn’t let her eat. I always thought she looked constipated.
September 24th, 2007 at 10:08 pm
To The Donald… Is that a tie or are you just happy to see me???