Staying ahead of the game
By Spirit Fingers
Now I know why Angelina Jolie is so keen to keep adding to her brood. The others are catching up fast, and soon she may have to compete with her peers for the same pool of adoptee talent.
But for now, she still has the edge, so if someone like Mary-Louise Parker came up to her and said “Hi Angie, do you notice anything different about me?”, she can casually reply “Why yes Mary Louise what you have there is very cute but that last time I looked you aren’t Mia Farrow so I see your African tot and raise you one orphan formerly known as Pham Quang Sang and and one French private schooled Maddox. And if you want to start comparing biological children, I’ve got an ace called Shiloh hiding somewhere up my sleeve. So what’s it gonna be?”
September 22nd, 2007 at 8:41 pm
How come we never see Angie holding Shiloh?
September 22nd, 2007 at 9:58 pm
I’m confused. Didn’t Mary Louise Parker just give birth? And that’s not her in the picture, is it?
September 22nd, 2007 at 10:05 pm
Okay, scratch that. I hate that I actually looked it up!
September 22nd, 2007 at 11:22 pm
There are some cute pics of Angie holding Shiloh in Venice here
September 24th, 2007 at 11:06 am
Hide the orphans! Isn’t it bad enough they are orphaned that they are adopted by spoiled crazed obessed creatures using them as accessories for the season? OMG
September 24th, 2007 at 7:35 pm
Orphans are so last season candida!
I predict that the feral child-trend will explode - it’s like having an animal AND a child.