Comments on: What every wife wants to hear http://ayyyy.com/2007/09/23/what-every-wife-wants-to-hear/ Gently Making Fun of the Famous Fri, 05 Sep 2008 20:45:22 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.3 By: mq, cb http://ayyyy.com/2007/09/23/what-every-wife-wants-to-hear/#comment-419 mq, cb Mon, 24 Sep 2007 14:05:53 +0000 http://ayyyy.com/2007/09/23/what-every-wife-wants-to-hear/#comment-419 Oh yes, that holistic plastic surgery. It's amazing stuff. I saw an old BBC production of Miss Marple from 23 years ago at the weekend in which Ms Styler played a cold-blooded dance instructor. She had more wrinkles (including some bizarre parallel horizontal ones on her left cheek), lumpier skin, an entirely different nose and globbier eyes. What's the point? I mean, it's not as if what she's had done makes her look younger or that much more attractive; she's just shiny, stretched and a bit Michael Jackson in the nose department. Anyway, I don't see the attraction of having stuff done that means that your children won't resemble their parents. Oh yes, that holistic plastic surgery. It’s amazing stuff. I saw an old BBC production of Miss Marple from 23 years ago at the weekend in which Ms Styler played a cold-blooded dance instructor. She had more wrinkles (including some bizarre parallel horizontal ones on her left cheek), lumpier skin, an entirely different nose and globbier eyes. What’s the point? I mean, it’s not as if what she’s had done makes her look younger or that much more attractive; she’s just shiny, stretched and a bit Michael Jackson in the nose department. Anyway, I don’t see the attraction of having stuff done that means that your children won’t resemble their parents.

]]> By: Meg Q http://ayyyy.com/2007/09/23/what-every-wife-wants-to-hear/#comment-412 Meg Q Mon, 24 Sep 2007 07:30:03 +0000 http://ayyyy.com/2007/09/23/what-every-wife-wants-to-hear/#comment-412 Hmmm. Maybe it was a special yoga-and-macrobiotics gluten-free vegan "strip club", aka brothel. I'd totally believe they'd have something like that in Germany, along with a really long and umlaut-filled word to describe it. And, of course, being the holistic fellow he is, Sting would have to go and check it out while he was in town, right? I'm sure Trudie *totally* understands. BTW, where can I get some holistic plastic surgery like she's gotten? Hmmm. Maybe it was a special yoga-and-macrobiotics gluten-free vegan “strip club”, aka brothel. I’d totally believe they’d have something like that in Germany, along with a really long and umlaut-filled word to describe it. And, of course, being the holistic fellow he is, Sting would have to go and check it out while he was in town, right? I’m sure Trudie *totally* understands.

BTW, where can I get some holistic plastic surgery like she’s gotten?

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