What every wife wants to hear
By Spirit Fingers
Sting and his wife Trudie seem to be doing well in the aftermath of his recent visit to some German brothel. You know what they say, if you love something, set it free in the Hamburg red light district. When it comes back to you, it will murmur into your ear, “My love, I will never leave you for a high-class German prostitute. Not while we still have so many more tantric positions to try out.”
September 24th, 2007 at 3:30 am
Hmmm. Maybe it was a special yoga-and-macrobiotics gluten-free vegan “strip club”, aka brothel. I’d totally believe they’d have something like that in Germany, along with a really long and umlaut-filled word to describe it. And, of course, being the holistic fellow he is, Sting would have to go and check it out while he was in town, right? I’m sure Trudie *totally* understands.
BTW, where can I get some holistic plastic surgery like she’s gotten?
September 24th, 2007 at 10:05 am
Oh yes, that holistic plastic surgery. It’s amazing stuff. I saw an old BBC production of Miss Marple from 23 years ago at the weekend in which Ms Styler played a cold-blooded dance instructor. She had more wrinkles (including some bizarre parallel horizontal ones on her left cheek), lumpier skin, an entirely different nose and globbier eyes. What’s the point? I mean, it’s not as if what she’s had done makes her look younger or that much more attractive; she’s just shiny, stretched and a bit Michael Jackson in the nose department. Anyway, I don’t see the attraction of having stuff done that means that your children won’t resemble their parents.