Hey my brooch makes a squeaky noise
By Spirit FingersOK, so maybe displaying a monstrous flesh-eating flower on your chest isn’t such a bad idea after all:
PETE Doherty decided to reveal his feelings to his ex Kate Moss with a touching and heartfelt gift – a dead mouse.
Brooches featuring a very real dead rodent are currently all the rage in New York.
Pete, 28, got the idea from grungey gob on legs Courtney Love. But there’s been no sign of Mossy, 33, donning the contents of a mousetrap.
Kudos to Mossy for not being a slave to New York convention. If she had worn the damn thing, you just know that Sienna “Single White Female” Miller would have gone one step further….over the edge:
September 26th, 2007 at 12:50 am
I know the perfect shoes to go with that outfit…
September 28th, 2007 at 9:58 am
To complete the mouse fashionista look one must have a boa (I mean a real boa!) wrapped around one’s neck and ingesting part of the rodent…Ahhh! The wonders of nature…
September 28th, 2007 at 8:23 pm
Finally, someone finds the right words for my thoughts about Sienna Miller: She just cops all of Kate Moss’ looks and fobs them off as her own.
Haw Haw (Nelson laugh).
September 30th, 2007 at 12:02 am
Holy cats . . . um, I mean, mice!
Though if you wear that outside, soon you will have lots of cats around, too!
October 1st, 2007 at 8:12 am
Many brave rodents died to bring me this outfit…