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Archive - October, 2007


Heather Mills is the Wicked Witch of the Wasteland (AgentBedhead)

Monster Thriller Horror Celebrity Roundup (HolyCandy)

Britney’s Party in the Potty (CelebritySmack)

Is Angelina preggo? (CelebrityBabyScoop)

Lane Garrison about to get 3 years experience working the orange jumpsuit (Dlisted)

Frankenbust! (CityRag)

Jon Bon Jovi has more street cred than we ever dreamed (DailyStab)

Lance Armstrong and an Olsen??? (I’mNotObsessed)

Britney’s lawyers handle “all that stuff” ie the kids (PopSugar)

When Pierce Brosnan attacks! (NinjaDude)

RIP, Robert Goulet (PinkIsTheNewBlog)

Michael Jackson haunts Brooklyn (MollyGood)

Lindsay Lohan bails on New Year’s bash (Yeeeah)

Happy Halloween! Your kid looks slutty! (CeleBitchy)

The View goes all-transvestite for Halloween! (Defamer)

Joan Collins, trying to hide something

Charity begins on the red carpet

Joan Collins gave us quite the scare recently when she showed up at the Angel Ball, clinging onto her fur stole for dear life while everyone else was content to pose with bare shoulders and cleavage. Had her once robust body resistance gone so low that the slightest movement of air threatened to bring her down with pneumonia?

The great reveal

No, of course not you silly geese.  Nobody ever caught a respiratory infection while wearing high quality, sturdy bra cups that light up like an x-ray under the glare of flash photography.

Enter the hall of mirrors

Mwa ha ha ha ha

Where the distorted faces of the once-pretty mock your every attempt to escape back into the land of celebrities with attractive bone structure.  Please, I invite you to figure out who lies beneath (or go barking mad trying to do so).

Happy Halloween!

Okay, I can figure out where the candle goes, but I’m not sure I want to take off the top.

Paris Hilton in Moscow for Two Million Dollars?

Manolo says, if it is in Russia Today, it must be true, yes?

World-famous socialite Paris Hilton has set this year’s Moscow Fashion Week alight. She’s caused a media frenzy by appearing at the show of teenage Russian designer Kira Plastinina. The event was held at an exclusive venue in central Moscow.

The hotel-chain heiress attracted more attention to herself than to the clothes she flew in to promote.

The huge crowd at 15-year-old Plastinina’s show applauded Hilton’s every move, clapping enthusiastically as she smiled and pointed out the most interesting designs on the catwalk.

When it was all over, the A-list celebrity presented the whiz kid fashion maestro with a huge bouquet of flowers.


According to reports, she’s getting about $US 2 million for her two or three days’ work.

Let the Manolo be the first to say, You paid Paris Hilton $2 Million American dollars!!!! Dude, you got played!

Most sensible people would pay Paris to stay away from their teenage daughters.

Naomi Campbell, still angry

Just when you convinced yourself that it was relatively safe to undertake transatlantic travel again, Naomi Campbell’s temper decides to rear its fearsome head:

Campbell, who recently forced to attend anger-management classes -arrived just 11 minutes before her flight was due to take-off from London’s Heathrow airport; and demanded to be let on.  Sources at the scene claim that 37-year-old Naomi stamped her feet and whined: “You have to let me on. Come on.”

British Airways staff said she was too late but did offer to let her travel without her luggage and send her bags on a later flight. But Naomi yelled: “You are joking. You are always losing bags and I don’t trust you with mine in a million years. “I can’t believe you won’t allow ME on your flight. What is this? Who must I speak to?”

A source told Britain’s Daily Mirror newspaper: “When BA staff explained she was too late, she exploded and stamped her foot. There was a tirade of abuse.”

While she may have done a glamourous community service stint and the obligatory anger management classes, it still hasn’t addressed the root of her problems.  Clearly the woman needs help – in the form of a human punching bag.

Bring on the Swarovski Blackberry!

Britney Spears Does Priestly Lap Dance…Zzzzzz

Manolo says, is this image some historical tableau, one perhaps entitled, “Things that outraged us in 1963, but now are simply lame.”

Another one joins the club

Worst kept secret

Is it just me, or is anyone else overwhelmed by the number of celebrities out there with unconfirmed pregnancies?

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