Linkitude
By raincoasterReese trashes Britney, Lindsay and Paris, joins rest of world (DailyStab)
Fake Pete Doherty rumours…oh, if only he didn’t exist at all (AgentBedhead)
Angelina Jolie’s suspicious pulchritude (EvilBeetGossip)
George Clooney…sigh (CelebritySmack)
KFed Keeps Kidz (Defamer)
Ann Coulter, 46, wants to take your vote away (Jezebel)
Pamela Anderson outclasses her ex…snark? We got nuthin’ (I’mNotObsessed)
Kate Beckinsale makes a security guard’s day (Celebslam)
Brad Pitt and George Clooney make housecalls? (CeleBitchy)
Jennifer Aniston is tabloid gold (HolyCandy)
Leo DeCaprio’s chick is a chicken (NYPost)
Rootin’ tootin’ Wayne Newton, deconstructed (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)
Violet Affleck is the Queen of Hollywood (CelebrityDirtyLaundry)
Ancient Egyptian god Anubis is happy to see you (WOWreport) (reference)
Jenna Bush’s apple doesn’t fall far from the Bush (Jossip)
Perez Hilton’s shiner, Hugh Hefner, and the hookers (PerezHilton)
Britney can drive, y’all! Lock up your Kias! (People)
Ben Affleck, Superdad! (OK!Magazine)