Sam Elliot: Silver Fox
By PlumcakeDo you know what this photo needs? Dueling scars. Seriously. A pair of grizzled raggedy scars down each cheek. Oh, and a cane with a sword in it. No wait a cane with a sword WITH POISON ON THE TIP. Oh oh no! A cane with a sword with poison on the tip and an extra poison frog that would jump out and poison your enemies all stealthy-like while you were distracting them with sword with the poison on the tip which turned out to be just a clever, pointy ruse.
Oh, and a scrunchie, of course.
October 15th, 2007 at 10:03 am
Oh, I know. And yet… I’ve always loved the guy. That voice…
October 15th, 2007 at 10:38 am
Don’t forget the frock coat!
October 15th, 2007 at 10:42 am
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October 15th, 2007 at 10:46 am
Oooo, wrap that up for me, I’ll take it with me!!!
On second thought, don’t bother to wrap it …
Pas de scrunchie, Plumcake; it won’t stay on anyway.
October 15th, 2007 at 2:08 pm
Oh he simply must ditch that sweater. Way too Perry Como. This man was just meant for rugged western gear. I’d love to have him growl sweet nothings in my ear! On a side note, if he teased his hair out like crazy, he has a slightly Albert Einstein look in this photo.
October 15th, 2007 at 2:37 pm
That man is walking sex.
October 15th, 2007 at 5:07 pm
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October 15th, 2007 at 6:11 pm
Amazing that we girls always fall for the GAY GUY!!! Still a stud…Try MY team Sam!
October 15th, 2007 at 7:12 pm
April — amen…nuff said.
October 15th, 2007 at 7:57 pm
He’s gay?! *surprise* Hmm, “Cowboy Up!” has a whole new meaning, and The Big Lebowski will never seem the same, a little empty and incomplete, aside from the sasparilla; it will forevermore suffer from the lack of a man scrunchie.
October 15th, 2007 at 8:58 pm
Sam is not gay (not that I have ever heard). He has been married to Katherine Ross since 1984 and they have one daughter.
Here is his profile:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sam_Elliott
October 15th, 2007 at 9:57 pm
The hell he’s gay. He’s been married to Katherine Ross for nearly forever.
October 16th, 2007 at 12:58 am
LOL SAHMmy–I think you’re right! They made a couple of Westerns together- “Conagher” and another one. They were great!
October 16th, 2007 at 3:24 am
We need him and Viggo Mortensen to do a pirate movie together. A pirate movie in a very hot climate, so hot that they spend a lot of time with their shirts open/missing.
October 16th, 2007 at 12:58 pm
He is definitely not gay and still married to that gorgeous woman. One of my highlights of the last ten years was sitting in a parking lot in Malibu just to watch him eat a sandwich. The man is unbelievably sexy!
October 16th, 2007 at 3:16 pm
Sweet Chocolate Jesus what happened to him?!?!?!??
He used to be beyond sexy (anyone seen “Lifeguard”?) - he still has a good head of hair on him, it just needs to be shorter.
Dang that’s a depressing picture.
October 16th, 2007 at 8:14 pm
The hair is for a movie, “The Golden Compass”. I doubt he’d wear it that length by preference, he doesn’t really strike me as much of either a hippie or a dandy, and you’d have to be one or the other to affect that ‘do. I’m not loving the sweater, either, but I’ll happily volunteer to take it off him. And if you ever want to see chemistry leap off a screen, rent that “McConagher” TV-Western he made with Ross. He’s either madly in love with her, or the greatest actor ever.
October 17th, 2007 at 9:59 am
My first thought upon seeing this picture was– “Wow, Inigo Montoya has really aged.”
That said, I’ll take Norma Desmon’d word that the hair is long specifically for The Golden Compass, which I am really looking forward– the books were so cute.
October 18th, 2007 at 1:32 pm
if Inigo Montoya has to age — baby, that’s the way to do it. must be a leftover from my secret-rebellion years, but i do love long hair, long silver hair, on men, if it’s clean and attached to a sexy man. or woman. but that’s a different rebellion story.
November 6th, 2007 at 1:01 pm
He’s the only “older” guy I found hot at 19 and he’s still hot.