Rihanna’s Rip Off
By PlumcakeOh Rihanna, I am just so perplexed. How could you have ripped off my style? You were just a little girl when I was in 9th grade and saved my babysitting money to sneak-buy that bustier at Victoria’s Secret. I wore it to school all day tucked into my high-waisted acid washed jeans under my Esprit sweat shirt. I’ll admit I didn’t have the fashion-forward instincts to pair it with my meemaw’s beret and a letter opener on a bike chain, but a rip-off is a rip-off and young lady, you’re on notice.
I swear, if I see even the slightest hint of my patented “giant turquoise shoulder padded blazer and white stirrup pant” ensemble that was so popular back in the day, I WILL come after you.