Comments on: Josh Hartnett, whiny amateur

By: enc

enc — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 19:28:16 +0000

This does nothing but torpedo my opinion of/faith in Ben Kingsley.

Also, I just suffered through the leaden “Black Dahlia” and old Josh is about as wooden as Keanu Reeves on his best day. And that’s positively Teak-y!

By: themis

themis — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 19:19:59 +0000

Aww. I really liked Josh’s performance in 30 Days of Night. He really sold me on the small-town Alaskan sheriff — didn’t once get a twinge of ‘I’m too good for this part,’ that would have undoubtedly emanated from most of his peers. I have to think, if you can throw yourself that fully into a dimestore graphic novel brought to life, one that nobody in the world will take seriously but a horror movie fan, maybe you’re a decent guy in real life. Maybe.

By: gemdiva

gemdiva — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:33:04 +0000

MK’s shoulders look like they’re in her ears and her head is trying to emmulate that of a turtle and retract into her jacket. Now I ask you, is this a person who should have their own clothing line? She looks deformed!

By: Spirit Fingers

Spirit Fingers — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 08:56:17 +0000

sfmike, have you had a close encounter with yak crotch hair as well? Please give details!

By: LBYB

LBYB — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 06:34:50 +0000

I hear that Jennifer Esposito makes a pretty good beard too - but might not last as long as Penelope Cruz’.

By: sfmike

sfmike — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 06:00:04 +0000

I love you, Spirit Fingers, though please don’t take it personally.

And I know just how Josh feels when surrounded by insane wig and makeup artistes who insist that only yak pubic hair will do for that perfect movie star grunge look.

By: Spirit Fingers

Spirit Fingers — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 03:45:22 +0000

Throw in Nick Nolte and you can get a matching beret.

By: raincoaster

raincoaster — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 02:55:53 +0000

Actually, I think MK is wearing a unique coat made from the collected underarm hair of Christopher Walken and Chuck Norris.