Lucy Lawless, Ayyyy!
By Manolo the Shoeblogger
PLUMCAKE: You know an outfit is bad when your first thought is, “Is Jodie Foster doing a line for the softer side of Sears?”
SPIRIT FINGERS: There’s a site where you can submit these sort of pics. I think it’s called womenwhodresslikeoldanchormen.blogspot.com
MANOLO: Somewhere, Sappho is weeping.
SPIRIT FINGERS: Well Sappho is no fan of teal green, after having to wear bridesmaid dresses in that colour at countless ancient Greek weddings.
MANOLO: Is this for some Lifetime TV remake of Annie Hall, perhaps with Bruce Boxleitner or Lorenzo Lamas playing the role of Alvy Singer?
PLUMCAKE: Xena: Warrior Accountant
SPIRIT FINGERS: DUN dun DUN DUN dun dun DUUN…The Payroll…The Pensions…The Tax Dangers…her methodical calculations will change the world…LaLaLaLaLa!
PLUMCAKE: Her little assistant would still be dressed in the one-shoulder faux-suede twosie though, of course.
MANOLO: The peoples at the fan fiction sites would have it no other way.
SPIRIT FINGERS: Let’s talk about the hair for a moment. It seems to be recoiling from the touch of polyester.
MANOLO: And she seem to have styled it with the toasting fork.
PLUMCAKE: Well really the whole outfit is totally fixable. First we need Karl Lagerfeld, a bamboo monkey cage and a pair of pinking shears…
SPIRIT FINGERS: But keep the tie. It has to stay. It’s great! I bought the exact same..um..never mind. You’ll both find out on Christmas Day.
October 26th, 2007 at 11:58 am
lol. Okay…
October 26th, 2007 at 1:58 pm
She must have forgotten one of the cardinal rules of shopping: Never buy a jacket if you can’t button it all the way up.
Also, no pleated pants.
October 26th, 2007 at 6:28 pm
Well to be fair, she IS promoting a horror movie. What better to wear than a horror?
November 29th, 2007 at 11:44 pm
Okay, I still think she is HOT! Okay, she has a little trouble picking out clothes sometimes. I’ll give you that. But she still knows how to wear them. Yes, she has a tendency to wear her clothes a little tight, but that is her way. Also, that jacket is not polyester, it is a tweed houndstooth. Just wanted to clear that up. I will add this, you cant see it in this image, but, she did forget to button the top button of two, on her trousers. That, is so LUCE! As for the hair, she just has it pulled back, no big thing. Heh heh…xX