Dave Beckham, AskMen.com’s most masculine man of the year
By Spirit Fingers
“How about them Cowboys then? Defense isn’t as good as it used to be,” squeaked David gruffly to his drinking buddies as he swaggered off to the beer cooler to retrieve his specially formulated herbal eye serum and gently pat a small amount on his delicate under-eye area, for he had read in one of Victoria’s magazines that applying it cold worked wonders for puffiness and dark circles. And really he felt that he could do with using less concealer ever since he started hanging out with the lumberjack crowd .
October 28th, 2007 at 11:43 am
It’s rather obvious that Men do not read this magazine.
If anything, he’s the pussiest pussy of the year.
I’ve got shit bigger than him.