Diana Ross…Ayyyy!
By Manolo the Shoeblogger
MANOLO: ayyyyy! It is Halloween all over again!
SPIRIT FINGERS: Wow. Thanks for showing us the entire range of M.A.C. Cosmetics at one go!
PLUMCAKE: In the excitement of a Sotheby’s auction, the action can sometimes be overwhelming. Miss Ross, for example, thought she was bidding on Louis Quatorze’s chair.
SPIRIT FINGERS: Gotta love that old school weave. They just don’t make them like they used to.
MANOLO: The Classical Baroque: When Kings Looked Like Queens.
SPIRIT FINGERS: I think she’s making the universal gesture for “Screw that solitaire. I want sidestones and I want them this big!”
PLUMCAKE: Miss Ross would like to thank you all for attending the opening of her Motown Kabuki Theatre.
MANOLO: Noh! Noh! Noh!
SPIRIT FINGERS: Get this, Diana has 5 kids and the third is called Chudney. Talk about compounding the middle child syndrome.
PLUMCAKE: Well, Marmalade would have been too trampy. Plus Patti LaBelle looks like she would totally cut a bitch.
SPIRIT FINGERS: In that Grecian getup, she is totally channelling Medusa. Like the Supremes, the Gorgons also had a tumultuous behind the scenes story that would play out beautifully on the big screen.
PLUMCAKE: Does that mean if there’s a remake of Clash of The Titans, we’ll get to see a flying horse AND Beyonce’s severed head? Awesome.
SPIRIT FINGERS: (And you, and you, you’re gonna slaaaaay me, yes you are ooh ooh slay me!!!!) Seriously take note Hollywood, for Plumcake has spoken. Now release this movie and its goddamn Kracken!!!!
November 2nd, 2007 at 11:20 pm
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E
November 3rd, 2007 at 3:40 am
“Get this, Diana has 5 kids and the third is called Chudney. Talk about compounding the middle child syndrome.” is my new favorite piece of information, with educated aside already attached. Where in god’s name do you glean this stuff from?
November 3rd, 2007 at 9:49 am
From the ever (un)reliable IMDB.com
November 3rd, 2007 at 10:03 pm
She pulls on the hair to lift the face otherwise, the face would look like the bulldog..
November 5th, 2007 at 5:59 pm
Oh La Plumcake, you are naughty, but soooo funny with that King Louis pic!