He’s just not that into you
By Spirit Fingers
We’ve been at it for several minutes now and he’s creeping me out big time. Who keeps their eyes open when making out?!?! And can we get a little saliva action in there please? It’s like rubbing my lips against sandpaper.
Can’t…breathe…must…decide! Death or Travolta’s tongue? Death or Travolta’s tongue? Death or Travolta’s tongue?
November 16th, 2007 at 3:37 pm
WTF was he thinking?! Gross!
November 16th, 2007 at 4:38 pm
Death. Quickly, please.
November 16th, 2007 at 4:58 pm
Did he forget that he is not really Tracy Turnblad’s mother?
November 16th, 2007 at 6:36 pm
Bleah! You crazy people are makeing me sick! Now I will have nightmares for a month!
November 17th, 2007 at 1:49 pm
Ye gods, warn a body willya?
Excuse me while I go rip out my eyeballs and bleach my brain.
November 18th, 2007 at 11:11 pm
The look on Kirk Douglas’ face?
Priceless.
(For everything else, there’s etc etc.)
Don’t be fooled, John Travolta - I don’t care how many strokes Kirk has had, he can *still* kick your ass! If he hasn’t yet, it’s just because he’s being nice to you.