Sharon Stone…Ayyyy!
By Manolo the Shoeblogger
MANOLO: Make-a-Wish? Is it too late to hope for the return of the hoop skirt?
PLUMCAKE: She probably just thought she was granting some sick kid’s pervy dying request. Just a tip for next time Shaz, very few cancer kiddies send in notes on prison stationery.
SPIRIT FINGERS: Ta-da! Just in case you didn’t see it the first time round, back in 1992! It’s important to roll it out for each new generation you know.
PLUMCAKE: Plus it’s totally au courant. Everyone knows labia is the new black.
MANOLO: *shudder* One can only imagine how this fashion trend will be expressed in next year’s Wal-Mart collections.
SPIRIT FINGERS: And the cross is to ward away what exactly? The evil spirits that bring misfortune and thrush?
MANOLO: It is like camouflage: “Ayyy! Sharon Stone is showing us again her lady bits. Oh, but it is okay, she is the good Christian.”
SPIRIT FINGERS: I’m told that she helped raise over $1 million on the night, more than the combined box office takings of Basic Instinct 2 and Catwoman. Take note Angelina Jolie - if you want more people to start caring about Darfur, you’re gonna need to bring a little cameltoe to the party.
PLUMCAKE: *snerk*…you said “box office.”
SPIRIT FINGERS: I really really envy this crazy woman. She gets to bounce about in public like a raving lunatic, do meaningful charity work, AND have a smoking hot body. These three things represent my life goals.
PLUMCAKE: In 2005 I thigh-wrestled a dromedary camel named Omar in Johnson City, Texas. Doesn’t pertain to the matter at hand. I just like to mention it from time to time.
MANOLO: Please. It is the policy of the Manolo that his employees should refrain from discussing their love lives in the workplace.
VANILLA ICE: Sharon, I’d like to leave the possibility of us having a quiet drink together…
November 16th, 2007 at 12:49 pm
“…if you want more people to start caring about Darfur, you’re gonna need to bring a little cameltoe to the party”
OMFG, that is some funny shiz, right there. Thank you.
November 16th, 2007 at 4:01 pm
Still, props to her for pulling off that look sans foundation garments. Props deducted for how we know there are no foundation garments.
November 16th, 2007 at 4:39 pm
Ben Affleck is looking rough, isn’t he?
November 16th, 2007 at 8:11 pm
She looks like the late middle aged woman I’d always hoped would teach me the basic… er… strokes back when I was a teenager.
November 18th, 2007 at 10:54 pm
That’s a quite a camel toe.
November 18th, 2007 at 11:07 pm
It was fine until I scrolled past her waist . . .