Sharon Stone…Ayyyy!
MANOLO: Make-a-Wish? Is it too late to hope for the return of the hoop skirt?
PLUMCAKE: She probably just thought she was granting some sick kid’s pervy dying request. Just a tip for next time Shaz, very few cancer kiddies send in notes on prison stationery.
SPIRIT FINGERS: Ta-da! Just in case you didn’t see it the first time round, back in 1992! It’s important to roll it out for each new generation you know.
PLUMCAKE: Plus it’s totally au courant. Everyone knows labia is the new black.
MANOLO: *shudder* One can only imagine how this fashion trend will be expressed in next year’s Wal-Mart collections.
SPIRIT FINGERS: And the cross is to ward away what exactly? The evil spirits that bring misfortune and thrush?
MANOLO: It is like camouflage: “Ayyy! Sharon Stone is showing us again her lady bits. Oh, but it is okay, she is the good Christian.”
SPIRIT FINGERS: I’m told that she helped raise over $1 million on the night, more than the combined box office takings of Basic Instinct 2 and Catwoman. Take note Angelina Jolie – if you want more people to start caring about Darfur, you’re gonna need to bring a little cameltoe to the party.
PLUMCAKE: *snerk*…you said “box office.”
SPIRIT FINGERS: I really really envy this crazy woman. She gets to bounce about in public like a raving lunatic, do meaningful charity work, AND have a smoking hot body. These three things represent my life goals.
PLUMCAKE: In 2005 I thigh-wrestled a dromedary camel named Omar in Johnson City, Texas. Doesn’t pertain to the matter at hand. I just like to mention it from time to time.
MANOLO: Please. It is the policy of the Manolo that his employees should refrain from discussing their love lives in the workplace.
VANILLA ICE: Sharon, I’d like to leave the possibility of us having a quiet drink together…
“…if you want more people to start caring about Darfur, you’re gonna need to bring a little cameltoe to the party”
OMFG, that is some funny shiz, right there. Thank you.
Still, props to her for pulling off that look sans foundation garments. Props deducted for how we know there are no foundation garments.
Ben Affleck is looking rough, isn’t he?
She looks like the late middle aged woman I’d always hoped would teach me the basic… er… strokes back when I was a teenager.
That’s a quite a camel toe.
It was fine until I scrolled past her waist . . .