http://ayyyy.com/2007/11/26/steven-seagal-putting-kalmykia-on-the-map/ Gently Making Fun of the Famous Sun, 07 Sep 2008 21:40:48 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.3 http://ayyyy.com/2007/11/26/steven-seagal-putting-kalmykia-on-the-map/#comment-2205 sfmike Wed, 28 Nov 2007 00:28:22 +0000 http://ayyyy.com/2007/11/26/steven-seagal-putting-kalmykia-on-the-map/#comment-2205 And if that Steven Seagal movie was on free cable (it should without question be entitled "Under Siege: Caspian Checkmate"), not only would I watch it with pleasure, but maybe more than once. I still haven't gotten over the sheer camp fabulous of Seagal's 1994 "On Deadly Ground" about evil oil corporations in the Arctic co-starring Michael Caine, Joan Chen and Billy Bob Thornton (top that, Wes Anderson!) And if that Steven Seagal movie was on free cable (it should without question be entitled “Under Siege: Caspian Checkmate”), not only would I watch it with pleasure, but maybe more than once. I still haven’t gotten over the sheer camp fabulous of Seagal’s 1994 “On Deadly Ground” about evil oil corporations in the Arctic co-starring Michael Caine, Joan Chen and Billy Bob Thornton (top that, Wes Anderson!)

]]> http://ayyyy.com/2007/11/26/steven-seagal-putting-kalmykia-on-the-map/#comment-2198 daisyj. Tue, 27 Nov 2007 21:21:47 +0000 http://ayyyy.com/2007/11/26/steven-seagal-putting-kalmykia-on-the-map/#comment-2198 Not that I am saying that this is what happened here, but suddenly I am getting the image of a bunch of bored Russians getting together and inventing a "country", complete with psycho leader (played by friend Sasha, who is big in local community theater) for the express purpose of getting delusional former celebrities to dress up in funny costumes. Again, clearly not the case here; I'm just saying that if MC Hammer turns up in a duck suit in Lesser Bulimia, we should maybe start getting suspicious. Not that I am saying that this is what happened here, but suddenly I am getting the image of a bunch of bored Russians getting together and inventing a “country”, complete with psycho leader (played by friend Sasha, who is big in local community theater) for the express purpose of getting delusional former celebrities to dress up in funny costumes. Again, clearly not the case here; I’m just saying that if MC Hammer turns up in a duck suit in Lesser Bulimia, we should maybe start getting suspicious.

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