Comments on: Whoa, Nelly (the headlines just write themselves) http://ayyyy.com/2007/11/29/whoa-nelly-the-headlines-just-write-themselves/ Gently Making Fun of the Famous Sun, 20 Jul 2008 01:24:59 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.3 By: raincoaster http://ayyyy.com/2007/11/29/whoa-nelly-the-headlines-just-write-themselves/#comment-2347 raincoaster Fri, 30 Nov 2007 22:13:21 +0000 http://ayyyy.com/2007/11/29/whoa-nelly-the-headlines-just-write-themselves/#comment-2347 She looks like she's wearing the "Kate Winslet as a streetwalker" costume she got for Halloween. And why does she always do that stupid thing with her mouth? She looks like she's about to tell Mom on you for something. She looks like she’s wearing the “Kate Winslet as a streetwalker” costume she got for Halloween.

And why does she always do that stupid thing with her mouth? She looks like she’s about to tell Mom on you for something.

]]> By: Cristina http://ayyyy.com/2007/11/29/whoa-nelly-the-headlines-just-write-themselves/#comment-2333 Cristina Fri, 30 Nov 2007 16:07:11 +0000 http://ayyyy.com/2007/11/29/whoa-nelly-the-headlines-just-write-themselves/#comment-2333 She's a beautiful lady who can't dress herself to save her life. Now she's got the hair too, so if by some fortunate miracle she went blind for a minute and actually chose clothes that look good on her, her hair will give her the perma-ugly she so obviously desires. She’s a beautiful lady who can’t dress herself to save her life. Now she’s got the hair too, so if by some fortunate miracle she went blind for a minute and actually chose clothes that look good on her, her hair will give her the perma-ugly she so obviously desires.

]]> By: tamerlane http://ayyyy.com/2007/11/29/whoa-nelly-the-headlines-just-write-themselves/#comment-2329 tamerlane Fri, 30 Nov 2007 15:28:39 +0000 http://ayyyy.com/2007/11/29/whoa-nelly-the-headlines-just-write-themselves/#comment-2329 Plumcake, was that a Wodehouse reference? Well played! Plumcake, was that a Wodehouse reference? Well played!

]]> By: La Petite Acadienne http://ayyyy.com/2007/11/29/whoa-nelly-the-headlines-just-write-themselves/#comment-2328 La Petite Acadienne Fri, 30 Nov 2007 14:30:51 +0000 http://ayyyy.com/2007/11/29/whoa-nelly-the-headlines-just-write-themselves/#comment-2328 Nooooooo!!! Nelly, darling, you are a lovely, brunette, Portugese-Canadian beauty. Why do you want to look like a generic blond pop-tart? Go take a look at your own video for "Promiscuous" -- you were breathtaking. /sobs quiety in corner Oh, and Plumcake? I think that lump is actually the bottom edge of her ribcage -- she has her posture hitched sort of funny, so that might have caused that. At least, I hope that's it. Otherwise, I'm completely at a loss. Nooooooo!!! Nelly, darling, you are a lovely, brunette, Portugese-Canadian beauty. Why do you want to look like a generic blond pop-tart? Go take a look at your own video for “Promiscuous” — you were breathtaking.

/sobs quiety in corner

Oh, and Plumcake? I think that lump is actually the bottom edge of her ribcage — she has her posture hitched sort of funny, so that might have caused that. At least, I hope that’s it. Otherwise, I’m completely at a loss.

]]> By: Spirit Fingers http://ayyyy.com/2007/11/29/whoa-nelly-the-headlines-just-write-themselves/#comment-2308 Spirit Fingers Fri, 30 Nov 2007 04:06:18 +0000 http://ayyyy.com/2007/11/29/whoa-nelly-the-headlines-just-write-themselves/#comment-2308 The regrowth does not help either. The regrowth does not help either.

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