The Osbourne Suicide Pact
By Manolo the ShoebloggerManolo says, here is the cheery bit of news.
Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne have agreed on a suicide pact - so they can both die at the same time.
Rock matriarch Sharon, who is also Ozzy’s manager, has revealed she and her husband agree they cannot live without each other, and so they’ve chosen to go to the grave together.
She explains: “Whatever it was, where you know you’re going to die, we would want to choose the time where we want to leave.
“I would go with my old man, and he would come with me… (Fortunately) my husband is better than ever, health-wise.”
But the macabre suicide pact doesn’t kick in until 2012, with busy Sharon adding she can’t contemplate taking her life “in the next five years”.
Tease!
Now if only we can convince Jack and Kelly about the importance of family togetherness.
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