Over the years Harrison Ford has played countless roles embodying exceptional bravery - Allied commando, space smuggler, archaeologist-adventurer, replicant hunter, CIA agent, Soviet submarine captain, US president, even Anne Heche’s romantic interest.
But yet, the combined courage of these characters would still fall short of that required to venture down the path paved by John Travolta.
Well SURE it’s easy here, but what happens when Tom Arnold is hidden among 500 other quasi-humorous d-list pork chop enthusiasts?
It may be on the other side of the world from where the Pilgrims landed, but this year the city of Shanghai gets to celebrate a traditional American Thanksgiving with a 100-pound turkey, complete with stuffing, trimmings and all.
Rhys Meyers pops a frosty (WOWReport)
Kevin Bacon is Sincere (WebstersIsMyBitch)
Eva Longoria loves the weiners (Celebslam)
Xtina flashes the birthin’ hole (CeleBitchy)
the littlest Winehouse, the biggest beehive (TheMeatScale)
Amy Winehouse stores her leftovers (HolyCandy)
Celine Dion hates Halifax (PerezHilton)
Kate Moss gets her midday drink on (PopSugar)
Beyonce’s beauty blooper (Popbytes)
Jennifer Garner puts an elf on the shelf (ImNotObsessed)
Owen Wilson’s new girlfriend is named after Seventies classic Le Car (DerekHail)
Zahara’s birth mother is NOT suing (EvilBeet)
Nobody shits on the Shat! (Defamer)
Janice Dickinson needs a plastic surgery intervention (CelebritySmack)
Sesame Street, Taxi Driver…who can tell the difference? (AgentBedhead)
Listen, I’m not SAYING that the super-traj cocktail cock-up that wore you to the AMA’s closely resembles another, much more beloved icon of all things worst-dressed. I’m just sayin’ that Bjork, while adorable is also pretty well known to be goat kicking crazy, and I would not be surprised if that little Icelandic pixie would cut a bitch.
Roger Federer was back in top form on Tuesday night, making short work of Pete Sampras in only a fraction of the time needed to cook a Thanksgiving turkey:
Pete Sampras, formerly the world’s top player, was no match for current number one Roger Federer in an exhibition match in Seoul on Tuesday.
Federer, who claimed a fourth Masters Cup in Shanghai on Sunday won 6-4 6-3 in a contest that lasted just over 60 minutes…….
“I feel a little disappointed,” Sampras said. “But I made Roger sweat a little bit tonight.
Roger had been working hard on perfecting his on-court style under the watchful tutelage of mentor Anna Wintour and the result of these efforts clearly showed. Witness the easy unstructured elegance, the soft movement created by wide flowing sleeves , the youthful silhouette of the empire-waist , topped off with the season’s hottest colour (rich aubergine!). The other side never stood a chance.
Helena Bonham Carter on unwanted pregnancy advice:
“People - particularly men - saying with surprise, ‘You’re still drinking caffeine?’ as if I’m performing a criminal act on my unborn as I tuck into my treasured one-a-day cup of tea or coffee. Yeah. “You try nine months of gestation and self-abnegation before you start censoring my diet.”
She told a US magazine: “Your mother was probably on vodka, and do you have three heads?”
“Three heads, I wish! All the better to check you out with!” said the wolf to Little Pink & Grey Riding Hood.
RIP, Big Martha (FromScratch)
What the stars are mouthing silently (TheLiteraryPursuit)
Today in Job Satisfaction News: Paris Hilton imitator sick of Paris Hilton too! (AgentBedhead)
Mike Tyson does the pokey hokey-pokey. You put your right cross in, you take your right cross out… (GabbyBabble)
Heidi Montag cute, stacked, delusional (FatbackAndCollards)
Dennis Quaid’s babies overdosed! (HolyCandy)
Pamela Anderson is exquisite, corpse-like, strangely tentacled (GalleryOfTheAbsurd)
Kate Moss stays classy, threatens Sienna Miller at a drunken party (FemaleFirst)
Ben- congratulates -Nnifer on her pregnancy (CelebritySmack)
Munchkins get their star (Popbytes)
Interspecies compassion (CityRag)
Lachey is back, biotches! (DailyStab)
Beyonce’s booty is back (GoFugYourself)
Johnny Depp sings the hits of the Seventies: the Eighteen-Seventies! (EvilBeet)
Will Ferrell has a murder-boner (FunnyOrDie)
The Bachelor stays single (Defamer)
Audience freakouts are Oprah’s Favorite Thing (Jezebel)
Yet another angle on the Jen vs Angie thing! Isn’t that so last year? (HuffPo)
Dear Rachel Bilson, quit stalking me (Craigslist)
So, this is what the cool crowd is wearing to 80s themed parties nowadays. Pardon me if I’m a little rusty on my history but wasn’t it some time during the 90s when Hugh Grant and Eddie Murphy were caught soliciting prostitutes in public places?
The Hoff and two surgically altered blondes of varying fame and gender assignment pose at the opening of the new Planet Hollywood in Vegas.
While I love random tranny’s giant carbuncular cocktail ring, I can’t help but thinking this whole set up is about one studio light away from a full on Wicked Witch-style meltdown.
Judging from the movie poster for Fools Gold, never before has the success of a movie rested so much on the toned abs and limbs of its photogenic leads. Already there have been aspersions of doubt cast upon the authenticity of Kate Hudson’s bikini body and the question of Photoshop lingers in the air like the scent of Matthew McConaughey’s armpits.
I have nothing to add to the debate other than Kate looked pretty fit the last time I saw pics of her at the beach, but then again it could be anyone behind those dark glasses, proving how completely fungible she is as an acting commodity.
And really, aren’t there more serious matters at stake, like trying to figure out what happened to the movie poster for Mad Money? My guess is that at least one hed is pastede on (yay) and at least one actress has been given a South Park-style makeover.
Manolo says, the Manolo admits to being conflicted about the young actor Jonathan Rhys Meyers. On the one of the hands, if Scarlett Johansson is to be believed, he loves the shoes!
And yet on the other of the hands, he is probably insane….
Jonathan Rhys Meyers, star of the Henry VIII soap opera “The Tudors,” has been charged with public drunkenness and breach of the peace at Dublin Airport, police said Monday.
Rhys Meyers, 30, was arrested Sunday after police twice confronted him over his erratic, abusive behavior at an airport gate and at a desk of the British airline BMI, on which he was planning to fly to London.
Dublin Airport Police said they called Ireland’s national police force, the Garda Siochana, after Rhys Meyers refused repeated requests to calm down.
The Irishman is drunk in Dublin? Summon the police!
