So, this is what the cool crowd is wearing to 80s themed parties nowadays. Pardon me if I’m a little rusty on my history but wasn’t it some time during the 90s when Hugh Grant and Eddie Murphy were caught soliciting prostitutes in public places?
The Hoff and two surgically altered blondes of varying fame and gender assignment pose at the opening of the new Planet Hollywood in Vegas.
While I love random tranny’s giant carbuncular cocktail ring, I can’t help but thinking this whole set up is about one studio light away from a full on Wicked Witch-style meltdown.
Judging from the movie poster for Fools Gold, never before has the success of a movie rested so much on the toned abs and limbs of its photogenic leads. Already there have been aspersions of doubt cast upon the authenticity of Kate Hudson’s bikini body and the question of Photoshop lingers in the air like the scent of Matthew McConaughey’s armpits.
I have nothing to add to the debate other than Kate looked pretty fit the last time I saw pics of her at the beach, but then again it could be anyone behind those dark glasses, proving how completely fungible she is as an acting commodity.
And really, aren’t there more serious matters at stake, like trying to figure out what happened to the movie poster for Mad Money? My guess is that at least one hed is pastede on (yay) and at least one actress has been given a South Park-style makeover.
Manolo says, the Manolo admits to being conflicted about the young actor Jonathan Rhys Meyers. On the one of the hands, if Scarlett Johansson is to be believed, he loves the shoes!
And yet on the other of the hands, he is probably insane….
Jonathan Rhys Meyers, star of the Henry VIII soap opera “The Tudors,” has been charged with public drunkenness and breach of the peace at Dublin Airport, police said Monday.
Rhys Meyers, 30, was arrested Sunday after police twice confronted him over his erratic, abusive behavior at an airport gate and at a desk of the British airline BMI, on which he was planning to fly to London.
Dublin Airport Police said they called Ireland’s national police force, the Garda Siochana, after Rhys Meyers refused repeated requests to calm down.
The Irishman is drunk in Dublin? Summon the police!
Britney Spears IS: the Bionic Woman! (AgentBedhead)
How drunk do you have to be to get arrested for drunkenness in Dublin? Jonathan Rhys Myers knows! (CelebritySmack)
Guess the celebrity whale tail (LiquidGeneration)
Heidi Klum forgot her pants, whale tail (GoFugYourself)
The UN takes on Amy Winehouse, will sendiCanadian peacekeepers to Notting Hill (Mollygood)
Kanye breaks down onstage (StereoHyped)
Alicia Keys is a ninja at the AMA’s (TheMeatScale)
Putting the “whatever” in Model/Actress/Whatever (CrabbiesHollywood)
Jessica Alba is not a morning person (DailyStab)
RIP Mister Whipple! (DListed)
The Hoff takes a bite out of Pamela Anderson (WebstersIsMyBiotch)
Julia Roberts shows off her new baby (PerezHilton)
Julia Roberts steals Handicapped parking spaces (Scandelerious)
13-year-old Amy Winehouse on her hopes for the future (WendyWayrad)
The Redemption of Omarosa (Defamer)
Kim Kardashian vs Beyonce: duelling junk (D*anasDirt)
Naomi Campbell: what an ass (Bossip)
Kristen Bell and her boxer (ImNotObsessed)
Give Thanks: KFed gets the kids for Thanksgiving (EvilBeet)
Owen Wilson, beach boy (Celebslam)
Simon Cowell is a Botox bohunk (US)
Vince Vaughn could cornrow his nosehairs (JustJared)
From the moment Tom Cruise confessed to Reader’s Digest magazine that women “smell good. They look pretty. I love women. I do.” we all kind of knew that the day was coming. And yet I didn’t expect it so soon and I feel so unprepared for the toothy, intense storm of womanising that may be about to occur:
TOM Cruise is set to play Hugh Hefner in a new biopic of the Playboy founder’s life, and hopes that it will confound all those who doubt his acting ability.
The 45-year-old actor, who has an 18-month-old daughter Suri with his actress wife Katie Holmes, is hot favourite to portray the 81-year-old lothario in upcoming movie Playboy and is reportedly excited about the prospect of bringing Hefner’s “colourful life” to the big screen.
A source close to the actor said: “Tom knows of Hugh’s colourful past and thinks he would be the perfect person to bring it to the big screen.
“He also thinks the role would be a challenge for him, and would remind people of his versatility as an actor. At the moment people are concentrating on his personal life, and his marriage to Katie – but he wants to remind them that he can act too.”
I don’t know how he plans to pull this off, but he’s going to need more than just a smoking jacket and seven blonde girlfriends by his side. Because as I see it, the guy currently looks way more Halston rather than Hefner.
