Ayyyy!

It’s been over a week since sparks flew and the air sizzled between Fabio and George Clooney, but still Fabio can’t seem to banish that smouldering memory from his mind.  So much so that he needs to bring it up in conversation and remind everyone that he was the giver and not the receiver:

MALE model Fabio went from pretty boy to tough guy overnight. Earlier this week, spies at Equinox in Los Angeles spotted Fab “bragging about his dust-up with George Clooney,” in which he told the Oscar-winning star to “stop being a diva” before a shoving match occurred at LA restaurant Madeo last week. The tipster added, “Fabio was talking about it to a group of middle-aged men, and gloating and laughing that he ’schooled’ George Clooney.”

Can you not see Fabio, the trap has been laid and it is your heart that is ensnared by George’s roguish charm! It is no use trying to transfer your attentions to a couple of cute blondes with super-human powers.  People will soon realise where your passions lie the minute you start boasting about how you totally owned his dreamy eyes and sexy five-day stubble.

At last, somebody had finally thought to make jeans designed to fit those with flawlessly proportioned bodies.

It was a great day for Heidi, Adriana, Karolina and all their friends - never before had they felt so utterly vindicated.

Manolo says, didn’t Cate Blanchett just announce she was with child last week?

Girlfriend, when you get pregnant, you get pregnant.

Duelling celebrity babies (AgentBedhead)

Celine Dion gets freaky with it (DailyStab)

Ellen BigFatPlateOfNothingDiet Pompeo is wed (ImNotObsessed)

Buy Britney’s Starbucks leftovers! (CelebSlam)

Keira Knightly is Sienna Miller’s best (only) fan (HolyMoly)

Angelina Jolie’s baby return policy? (Popsugar)

Shocker! Jennifer Aniston is a sore loser (Popbytes)

Rihanna is an Oreo (CelebritySmack)

Jason Patric steals not just Julia Roberts, but anything else he can get his hands on (CelebNewsWire)

Matt Damon kicks Ben Affleck’s ass yet again (CelebrityCowboy)

Another Osmond in rehab! Oh, those wacky Mormons (ETOnline)

Heath Ledger another victim of the Kate Hudson hotness-sapping superpower (DListed)

A day in the life of Winehouse: ambulance at dawn, concert at dusk (PerezHilton)

Brangelina is island shopping (OK)

Brandon Davis is a toxic substance (NYP)

Rumour has it that the latest celebrity to fall pregnant is Nicolette Sheridan, quite possibly as a result of a brief romp with fiance Michael Bolton while they were taking shelter in a wooden barn, waiting out an unexpected rain shower:

According to Hollywood insiders, Sheridan has been asking her fellow castmates for advice about going through pregnancy.

“She’s absolutely glowing and her pregnancy is the buzz of the set,” the source said.

“She kept asking Felicity and Marcia about how the pregnancy would change her appearance and if it would make her hair thinner.”

If you look at the picture below, she does seem to be projecting radiant health and serene happiness, although it could just be because Teri Hatcher isn’t around to spoil the fun.  But it is considerate of Brittany Murphy to create a diversion from all the speculation, by drawing attention to her own stomach and nearly unrecognisable face which is looking way harsh, for lack of better words. 

How quickly the cute and charming cubs of yesteryear mature into seemingly loutish brutes, content to indulge in the bloated excesses of celebrity life.

Manolo says, it appears that the untalented and unpleasant maneater, Kate Hudson, is continuing to gnaw her way through the all-you-can-destroy buffet of Hollywood man flesh. Next course: the sartorially challenged and child-like Heath Ledger.

FORGET Dax Shephard; Kate Hudson has moved on to an actual movie star. Hudson, having dumped funnyman Shephard, was linked to Dane Cook, but Thursday night she only had eyes for Heath Ledger. Spies at Beatrice Inn said they spent their evening at the trendy watering hole “kissing and making out.” A rep for Hudson said, “This is absolutely untrue. They ran into each other and chatted briefly, but that was the extent of it.” But our spy insists on the liplock.

Liplock tonight. Next week it’ll be Heath Ledger, all alone and blubbering like the teeny baby in the frozen foods section at Ralphs.

Amy Winehouse is in The Big House (MrTabloid)

Pete Doherty has a big house (AgentBedhead)

Buy Jennifer Aniston’s clothes; you’ll have to get the scowl on your own (ImNotObsessed)

Katie Holmes jumped the queue at the Marathon (HollywoodOffender)

Is Kylie Minogue pulling an Angelina? (HolyMoly)

Rihanna’s wedding boob flash! (CeleBitchy)

Lindsay Lohan does community service (CelebritySmack)

Jessica Simpson fakes it! (Dlisted)

Britney got the fat sucked out of her butt; no word on her head (WOWReport)

Fainting is the new black! (TheRADReport)

Kanye’s mother’s doctor was a quack (PopOnThePop)

The Victoria’s Secret Posse has landed! (Bastardly)

Sarah Michelle Gellar is a porn star (Egotastic)

The Spice Girls are cheap (ASocialitesLife)

Beth Ditto displays that trademark British elegance (HollywoodRag)

Today’s contenders are gam-tastic Golden Girl Blanche Devereaux as played by the legendary Miss Rue McClanahan against Liza with a Z, circa anytime after her first gay husband. The prize is Rosario Dawson’s super-trag minidress.

Who’s the first to lose a wig?

Ever the polished and graceful interviewee, Natalie Portman had nothing but gushing praise for Dustin Hoffman who co-starred with her in Mr Magorium’s Wonder Emporium:

“I love him,” Portman says. “He’s just so warm, and he really just sort takes you into his heart in such a sincere way. He’s also really sort of wild as an actor. I mean he’s very playful and improvises a lot. It’s pretty amazing to get to be around because it makes everything very spontaneous.”

This is totally believable because it takes plenty of spontaneity and improvisation to play an eccentric 243-year-old owner of a magical toy shop. 

But tell me Natalie, doesn’t it get tiring pretty quickly when Dustin suddenly decides to switch characters and take on the role of a creepy distant uncle at a Thanksgiving get together?

Manolo says, you may be certain that someone’s agent, PR person, personal assistant, chef, yoga instructor, and pets will pay for this.

Sarah Michelle Gellar on her role in Southland Tales:

When you think about who should play a porn star, don’t I just pop into your mind?

Not really, but maybe if you replaced those gloves with properly covered latex ones.