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By raincoasterHugh Grant’s harem of hookers (OrderOrder)
James Frey steals Yoko Ono’s lunchbox (Gawker)
Paris Hilton tends to Oompa-Loompa injured in chaw riot (Defamer)
The Hoff attempts to save Rumer Willis (TheMeatScale)
The problem with Pete Doherty’s crotch (AgentBedhead)
Janice Dickinson thinks Tyra Banks is a fattie (BricksAndStones)
Scott Baio is married. Let the mourning begin! (CeleBitchy)
Arnold Schwarzenegger can’t get his kids to dress up for church either (CelebrityBabyScoop)
Michael Jackson, brought to you by Photoshop! (CelebrityDirtyLaundry)
Pete Doherty turns down drugs, gets beaten up by dealer (HolyMoly)
Put some pants on, girl! (CelebritySmack)
The Spice Girls fail to sell out. Who can believe it? (WWTDD)
Shutters close on Lindsay Lohan (Yeeeeah)
Will Smith is no legend in China (DailyStab)
The hallowed tradition of the Britney Frappuccino Run might be in danger (TOB)
Britney’s secret YouTube addiction (HolyCandy)
David Beckham’s underwear ad: now I know what I want for Christmas! (BittenAndBound)
Hunky Santa (LettersFromTheSoul)
Cindy Crawford sticks up for Jennifer Love Hewitt’s butt (TVCrunch)
Will Smith gets his Hollywood star (GabbyBabble)
Amy Winehouse fails to get into prison (Dlisted)
KFed’s got a sweet ride (EvilBeet)
David Beckham makes house calls! (ImNotObsessed)