Jon Voight: National Treasure
By PlumcakeJon Voight: Okay Voight, you can do this. You have an Oscar dammit! Sure, central casting sent over the wrong children, but seriously, it’s not like anyone’s gonna notice, right? How many do they have now, anyway…twelve, thirteen? No one’s going to know them ALL. Now I wonder how I’m gonna convince the tall one to play Asian.

