The Beckhams, naturally endowed
By Spirit FingersAlthough not from farmer stock, Victoria Beckham knows enough about agricultural equipment and heavy machinery to describe her husband’s more salient qualities:
Victoria Beckham has claimed that her husband didn’t have his manhood digitally enhanced for a recent underwear ad campaign.The Spice Girl insists that the bulge in the Emporio Armani advert is genuine and that his equipment is similar to a “tractor exhaust pipe”.
She is quoted as saying: “I’m proud I still have a really good sex life with David. He is very much in proportion. He does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his. It is like a tractor exhaust pipe!”
And speaking of bodily protrusions, it looks like David isn’t the only one in the marriage with a natural bulge either.
December 17th, 2007 at 4:27 pm
Oh, how I so wish I hadn’t read this post. It’s causing a pain behind my eyes. Sigh.
December 17th, 2007 at 6:24 pm
I wonder if she paid extra for the side pocket? Her implants always look as if they’re about to pop, don’t they? I heard of a woman in Singapore who was stung by a wasp and her boob deflated with a squirt!
December 17th, 2007 at 9:01 pm
That was a truly disgusting descripton on Posh’s part. lol. I’m getting an excrutiating pain in my cranium and feeling kind of nauseated. I’m sooo glad she shared that piece of info with the entire universe!!
December 18th, 2007 at 11:08 am
She has a…testicle under her arm…?!
December 18th, 2007 at 4:48 pm
OMG!!! You’re right Never!!! She does have a testicle under her arm!! How messed up is that?? Hmm, wonder if she was born like that or if it’s an “add on”? scratching head…..
December 19th, 2007 at 9:58 pm
“tractor exhaust pipe”?
December 20th, 2007 at 2:19 am
LOL!!! I wonder how long it took her to find the right “object” to make a comparison to!!! It’s probably kleenex stuffed in there just like young girls used to do fill up their bras years ago!!
December 20th, 2007 at 3:10 am
I shudder to think that Victoria Beckham has an intimate knowledge of the diameter of a tractor exhaust pipe. What is this. Trailer Park Spice?
But she TOTALLY has a testicle under her arm. Maybe David needs a spare?
December 21st, 2007 at 12:17 am
Does she have 2 of the testicles so to have the symetry go with the camel toe?
January 15th, 2008 at 8:10 pm
She’s hardly likely to reveal that David put a sock in it, is she? It seems to me that the lady doth protest too much! I think we can safely believe the opposite of what she says.