The Beckhams, naturally endowed

December 17, 2007 in David Beckham, Posh Spice, WTF? with 11 Comments

Although not from farmer stock, Victoria Beckham knows enough about agricultural equipment and heavy machinery to describe her husband’s more salient qualities:

vroom vroomVictoria Beckham has claimed that her husband didn’t have his manhood digitally enhanced for a recent underwear ad campaign.The Spice Girl insists that the bulge in the Emporio Armani advert is genuine and that his equipment is similar to a “tractor exhaust pipe”.

She is quoted as saying: “I’m proud I still have a really good sex life with David. He is very much in proportion. He does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his. It is like a tractor exhaust pipe!”

And speaking of bodily protrusions, it looks like David isn’t the only one in the marriage with a natural bulge either.

My cup oozeth over

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11 Responses to “The Beckhams, naturally endowed”

  1. Chaser December 17, 2007 at 4:27 pm #

    Oh, how I so wish I hadn’t read this post. It’s causing a pain behind my eyes. Sigh.

  2. raincoaster December 17, 2007 at 6:24 pm #

    I wonder if she paid extra for the side pocket? Her implants always look as if they’re about to pop, don’t they? I heard of a woman in Singapore who was stung by a wasp and her boob deflated with a squirt!

  3. fave December 17, 2007 at 9:01 pm #

    That was a truly disgusting descripton on Posh’s part. lol. I’m getting an excrutiating pain in my cranium and feeling kind of nauseated. I’m sooo glad she shared that piece of info with the entire universe!!

  4. Never teh Bride December 18, 2007 at 11:08 am #

    She has a…testicle under her arm…?!

  5. fave December 18, 2007 at 4:48 pm #

    OMG!!! You’re right Never!!! She does have a testicle under her arm!! How messed up is that?? Hmm, wonder if she was born like that or if it’s an “add on”? scratching head…..

  6. Phyllis December 19, 2007 at 9:58 pm #

    “tractor exhaust pipe”?

  7. fave December 20, 2007 at 2:19 am #

    LOL!!! I wonder how long it took her to find the right “object” to make a comparison to!!! It’s probably kleenex stuffed in there just like young girls used to do fill up their bras years ago!!

  8. raincoaster December 20, 2007 at 3:10 am #

    I shudder to think that Victoria Beckham has an intimate knowledge of the diameter of a tractor exhaust pipe. What is this. Trailer Park Spice?

    But she TOTALLY has a testicle under her arm. Maybe David needs a spare?

  9. Jennie December 21, 2007 at 12:17 am #

    Does she have 2 of the testicles so to have the symetry go with the camel toe?

  10. Sam Jones January 15, 2008 at 8:10 pm #

    She’s hardly likely to reveal that David put a sock in it, is she? It seems to me that the lady doth protest too much! I think we can safely believe the opposite of what she says.

  11. Remaklus May 10, 2009 at 7:39 am #

    I like this, but my friend next to me doesn’t :(