Brendan Fraser is on the market again, ladies! (Defamer)

Misha Barton stars in “The DUI” (TMZ)

Casey Affleck discovers “Casey Affleck” is not a name worth dropping (AgentBedhead)

Britney’s latest FB is married (CelebWarship)

The Lohan Sisterhood of the Travelling Pantslessness (CelebritySmack)

Sinead O’Connor and the Pogues live in Dublin (GabbyBabble)

Britney Spears stole her kids’s Christmas presents (TheBlemish)

Angelina and Brad feed the kids McFood for Christmas Dinner (DailyStab)

The most annoying celebrity of 2007 (PopCrunch)

Lindsay Lohan betrayed by convict; convict who takes Terry Richards photographs (Derober)

Angelina’s plastic sturgeon secret (MakeHerUp)

Amy Winehouse to enjoy Norwegian interlude of, say, 8-12 months (Dlisted)

Sean Connery: a man called “Sue” (Huffpo)

Shadenfreude Special: the Hilton sisters lose out on $4 billion (IDLYITW)

John Cusack refuses to crush ignoramus interviewer (Popoholic)

Jessica Alba is engaged, still pissy (Popsugar)

Titmuss retires her tits (Sun)

Smells like… Justin Timberlake? (JustJared)

The latest Jennifer Aniston’s Uterus rumor (HolyCandy)

MK Olson apparently cannot afford shoes (ImNotObsessed)

In a slightly less touching nativity scene (although one that is, in all honesty, just as likely to come to fruition surrounded by barny/ard animals) the UK-based Digital Spy website is reporting that Casey Aldridge, the until-recently-less-defiled Spears’ boyfriend may not be the father:

“But it has been alleged that the 19-year-old is being paid to act as a cover-up for the real father, who could face charges because he is an older man.

US magazine Star suggested that Jamie Lynn and Aldridge have an on-off relationship and that the real dad could work on Spears’ US television show Zoey 101.”

In other news, there is no word on when Lynn Spears’ parenting book will be hitting shelves.

“Oh this is fabulous, would you look at that? Martha, you’re an absolute treasure! Thanks so much for showing me how to turn my leftover skin into such tastefully exquisite hors d’oeuvres!”

The lights have been put up, the presents are all wrapped and safely ensconced under the Christmas tree, the eggnog has just the right amount of nutmeg and froth and the roast is enjoying some rest & relaxation before the big carveup. So now is the time to open the hidden panel at the back of your closet and bring out that special outfit you have been saving all year – the one with that unmistakably festive look – and let the merrymaking begin in earnest!

And from us at Ayyyy, good tidings and hearty wishes to you and your kin, wherever you are!

“OMG, a police raid! Quick, wipe that stuff off your snout and flush it all down the toilet!”

“Awwww maaan! Now I’ll have to do another month in fake rehab. I hope they provide me with a personal shopper this time round.”

For trophy wives, Christmas is that special time of the year where they get to exercise their full prerogative to purchase ridiculously lavish gifts:

A report from In Touch Weekly claims that Katie got into the holiday spirit with a festive lunch with girlfriends — and a $100,000 shopping spree!…….The mag claims Katie’s gift buying binge included a $30,000 rose-gold Cartier wristwatch.

“She’s rich now, so money was really no object and Katie never once looked at a price tag,” a chatty insider tells the magazine.In addition to the expensive watch, Katie bought Tom a black Giorgio Armani suit for $5,400, Gucci snakeskin sneakers for $990, a Prada ski coat for $1,395 and four pairs of Barker Black handmade English shoes at $825 each. Afterward, Katie hit the Loro Piana department and loaded up on everything cashmere, including a $9,000 overcoat, a $2,995 car coat, a $4,495 leather and cashmere jacket and six V-neck sweaters in various colors at $1,350 each.

Tom wasn’t the only one on her list: Katie also dropped nearly $5,000 on dresses and clothes for her 20-month-old daughter, Suri.

What a bargain haul, and all without racking up a huge credit card bill! It’s amazing what an oversized handbag and two deep pockets full of crisp Benjamins will get you nowadays.

“NO! NO! Go AWAY! There will be no motley performances today. The Jester Child needs to conserve her mirth and frivolity for the Christmas Eve mummery.”

Johnny Depp still believes in Santa! (AgentBedhead)

Ashton Kutcher IS Santa (raincoaster)

Get into Mel Gibson’s pants, make somebody’s dreams come true (Defamer)

Party with Michael Jackson (CelebSlam)

Tony Parker is suing, not screwing (CelebritySmack)

Kiefer Christmasing in jail (CityRag)

Borat and AliG killed! (DailyStab)

Jamie-Lynn Spears has the Facts of Life going for her! (CelebrityMound)

Jamie-Lynn is afraid of Britney’s temper (IDLYITW)

Shane McGowan, who Pete Doherty wants to be when he grows up (Dlisted)

Why you should have heard of Shane McGowan (YouTube)

Oprah oppressing Obama! (EvilBeet)

Rupert Everett lays the smackdown on Jodie Foster, may need UN protection (GabbyBabble)

Lily Allen, her smokes, her pregnancy, and her new tv show (SeriouslyOMGWTF)

Cutest Celebuspawn of 2007 (GoFugYourself)

Zac Efron wigs out (HolyCandy)

Britney Spears flashing figurine (PopOnThePop)

On the Fifth Day of Britmas… (DoodleWhore)

Carleton scores a porn star! All the ladies love a man with smooth moves (CeleBitchy)

The ongoing saga of PerezHilton vs YouTube; advantage: Perez (PerezHilton)

Brangelina on a bike and a trike (INF)

Jen vs Angie onstage! (ImNotObsessed)

Naomi Campbell IS Brenda Starr! (Mollygood)

Amy Winehouse primps. Can’t fault the girl for trying (TheMeatScale)

Scarlett Johannson channels Anna Nicole Smith (Websters)

Britney Spears give her kids toxic playthings of death (WendyWayrad)

Paris Hilton’s new movie has Oscar buzz. I kid! (Yeeeeah)