2007 December | Ayyyy!

In a slightly less touching nativity scene (although one that is, in all honesty, just as likely to come to fruition surrounded by barny/ard animals) the UK-based Digital Spy website is reporting that Casey Aldridge, the until-recently-less-defiled Spears’ boyfriend may not be the father:

“But it has been alleged that the 19-year-old is being paid to act as a cover-up for the real father, who could face charges because he is an older man.

US magazine Star suggested that Jamie Lynn and Aldridge have an on-off relationship and that the real dad could work on Spears’ US television show Zoey 101.”

In other news, there is no word on when Lynn Spears’ parenting book will be hitting shelves.

Serve chilled with cellulite dip

December 27, 2007 in Bad Plastic Surgery with 2 Comments

Slippery little suckers

“Oh this is fabulous, would you look at that? Martha, you’re an absolute treasure! Thanks so much for showing me how to turn my leftover skin into such tastefully exquisite hors d’oeuvres!”

Christmas greetings from Ayyyy!

December 24, 2007 in Uncategorized with 3 Comments

Waste not, want not

The lights have been put up, the presents are all wrapped and safely ensconced under the Christmas tree, the eggnog has just the right amount of nutmeg and froth and the roast is enjoying some rest & relaxation before the big carveup. So now is the time to open the hidden panel at the back of your closet and bring out that special outfit you have been saving all year – the one with that unmistakably festive look – and let the merrymaking begin in earnest!

And from us at Ayyyy, good tidings and hearty wishes to you and your kin, wherever you are!

Heard on the farm

December 24, 2007 in Cute critters with Comments Off

Amy Swinehouse & Pig Doherty

“OMG, a police raid! Quick, wipe that stuff off your snout and flush it all down the toilet!”

“Awwww maaan! Now I’ll have to do another month in fake rehab. I hope they provide me with a personal shopper this time round.”

Hey big spender

December 23, 2007 in Fashion Victim,Katie Holmes with Comments Off

For trophy wives, Christmas is that special time of the year where they get to exercise their full prerogative to purchase ridiculously lavish gifts:

A report from In Touch Weekly claims that Katie got into the holiday spirit with a festive lunch with girlfriends — and a $100,000 shopping spree!…….The mag claims Katie’s gift buying binge included a $30,000 rose-gold Cartier wristwatch.

“She’s rich now, so money was really no object and Katie never once looked at a price tag,” a chatty insider tells the magazine.In addition to the expensive watch, Katie bought Tom a black Giorgio Armani suit for $5,400, Gucci snakeskin sneakers for $990, a Prada ski coat for $1,395 and four pairs of Barker Black handmade English shoes at $825 each. Afterward, Katie hit the Loro Piana department and loaded up on everything cashmere, including a $9,000 overcoat, a $2,995 car coat, a $4,495 leather and cashmere jacket and six V-neck sweaters in various colors at $1,350 each.

Tom wasn’t the only one on her list: Katie also dropped nearly $5,000 on dresses and clothes for her 20-month-old daughter, Suri.

What a bargain haul, and all without racking up a huge credit card bill! It’s amazing what an oversized handbag and two deep pockets full of crisp Benjamins will get you nowadays.

Cash and carry

Drama princess

December 22, 2007 in Bennifer with Comments Off

Talk to the little hand

“NO! NO! Go AWAY! There will be no motley performances today. The Jester Child needs to conserve her mirth and frivolity for the Christmas Eve mummery.”