Ayyyy!

Once we’ve got our arms around you, we’ll never let you go!

50 most powerful celebrity babies (Defamer)

Don’t hassel the Hoff: he’s back in rehab! (CeleBitchy)

Prince Harry, prince of hearts (or certain organs, anyway) (Jezebel)

Adrian Grenier, volunteer, plus one (Websters)

No Wii for Paula Abdul! (Yeeeeah)

Katie Holmes shares Tom Cruise’s turn-ons. Travolta unavailable for comment? (Fox)

Toni Collette, still pregnant, sporting Spanish moss disguise (TheMeatScale)

Samantha Ronson makes Perez Hilton look good (PrettyBoring)

Jessica Simpson is big in Texas. Wow, so it’s true! (ASocialitesLife)

Jennifer Aniston uses hankie! (HollywoodRag)

ICANHAZINAPPROPRIATELOLZ? (BestWeekEver)

They tried to make her go to rehab and she said “Soon, soon, soon.” (Mollygood)

Bai Ling gets her picture taken with Santa (DListed)

The Beckham family rocks the Cobain family look (PopSugar)

Victoria shows off the new funbags (HollywoodTuna)

Graffiti holy grail found in NYC (CityRag)

Winona Ryder sex tape shocker (raincoaster)

VH1 makes ‘em, breaks ‘em. NEXT! (CelebritySmack)

Tori Amos tosses fit, cellphone chatters, mid-song (YouTube)

You stay classy, David Gest (HolyCandy)

You stay classy, Hugh Grant! (ImNotObsessed)

Britney’s sick. Big surprise there. (US)

Rosie O’Donnell, American Gladiator? (AgentBedhead) (does this deserve the Athletes tag?)

Jon Voight: Okay Voight, you can do this. You have an Oscar dammit! Sure, central casting sent over the wrong children, but seriously, it’s not like anyone’s gonna notice, right? How many do they have now, anyway…twelve, thirteen? No one’s going to know them ALL.  Now I wonder how I’m gonna convince the tall one to play Asian.

It’s been about two years since Jon Voight rather convincingly played the late Pope Jean Paul II in a two-part telemovie. Yet starlets still continue to line up in droves for the privilege to kiss his hand and receive blessings for semi-decent movie roles that don’t require them to get naked and/or be the token love interest to someone older than their grandpa.

In the upcoming Aliens v Predator: Requiem, two of the most fearsome movie franchise monsters will once again rip each other to pieces for our viewing pleasure. Despite the title I’m guessing there won’t be much Mozart in the soundtrack.  

You will also notice that they’ve decided to pit more than one Alien against the Predator’s latest incarnation.  Nevertheless you needn’t worry about the numbers being stacked against our plucky Predator.  Not when it has the backing of some pretty high-profile political figures, including a former foe turned longtime spouse.

Manolo says, Sit right back, and you shall hear the tale, the tale of the fateful trip…

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have bought a man-made island in the shape of Ethiopia that is part of an ambitious luxury development off the coast of Dubai, a newspaper reported yesterday.

The Hollywood power couple intend to use the reclaimed piece of land to showcase environmental issues and encourage people to live a greener life, the Emirates Today newspaper said.

The couple’s purchase is part of a cluster of 300 islands, shaped like a world map, that is gradually surfacing in waters off the booming Gulf emirate. Representatives of the pair in the US and other reliable sources have confirmed the purchase.

And now they have their own island, just like the super villains!

Since the name Ethiopia is surprisingly already taken, the question now becomes, what to name this newly acquired bit of heaven?

Naturally, the Manolo has the few suggestions.

Brangelinastan

The He-Men Paparazzi Haters Club

The Ashlee Simpson fall out (WendyWayrad)

Team Viggo! (Websters)

Liza with a “C” for “collapse” (ASocialitesLife)

Top mansluts of 2007 (Buzznet)

Baby Spice’s baby steps (SeriouslyOMGWTF)

It’s Britmas, bitch! (PrettyOnTheOutside)

Worst-Dressed on the red carpet (PopSugar)

Carson Daly gets punk’d by protesters (PerezHilton)

Madonna and Leonard Cohen; what do they have in common? (Mollygood)

Nicky Hilton is getting engaged (ImNotObsessed)

Adam Sandler’s diaper bag caddy is Rob Schneider (JustJared)

If I was Eminem I’d be depressed, too (HolyMoly)

Tara Reid is a failed plastic surgery Frankenbimbo (CeleBitchy)

Renee Zellweger, food issues, blahblahblah (DailyMail)

Marc Jacobs owns the camel toe (HolyCandy)

The glorious return of American Gladiators! (AgentBedhead)

You want a piece of Marilyn Manson? Check eBay! (CelebritySmack)

The return of Firecrotch: Marcia Cross photos surface from beyond the grave (Defamer)

Geek out! 30 years of Star Wars Christmas cards! (Slashfilm)

Matthew Broderick on being selective about animated movie projects:

He says, “I only do animated films when I think they’re good, because you know as a parent you’ll have to watch them so many times. But Bee Movie is a great mix of cool animation and Jerry’s sensibility.”

Dude, I don’t know if you’re in a position to be picky. With that dodgy facial undergrowth you’ve got going on, character voice acting is probably the only type of work that’s open to you for the time being.

Katie Price, better known as Jordan the one with the Jugs, has found a way to alleviate her excruciating back pain and raise some cash in one fell swoop:

British glamour model KATIE PRICE is planning to have a breast reduction and will sell her retired implants on auction site eBay. The operation will downsize the busty beauty from a FF cup to a “smaller and more pert” size - and the 27-year-old claims she will give a percentage of the unwanted silicones’ selling price to charity. She says, “Some people may say I’m sick, but I think it’s better than them being dumped in a hospital bin!”

I tell you, once she discovers the active secondhand market for implants, there’ll be no turning back. Soon she’ll carrying on a thriving trade in whatever organs she can get her hands on.

Because you know the real thing would have contracted herpes and have had to be put down.

Britney Spears in her most challenging role ever: virgin! (AgentBedhead)

Jessica Alba no longer ovulating (HolyCandy)

Olsen Twins not trolls: Olsen Twins elves instead! (GalleryOfTheAbsurd)

Janice Dickinson has a dating time warp (CelebritySmack)

Victoria Beckham has aquarium-ectomy (BricksAndStones)

Clone a Beatle for $48,000 (GoneHollywood)

Johnny Depp in the role of a lifetime! (DailyStab)

Naomi Campbell in cellphone freakout #eleventy-billion (Gabsmash)

Madonna finds yoga just not relaxing enough. May we suggest an enema? (Mollygood)

Kylie Minogue’s dominatrix gear at the Nobel Peace Prize dinner (Websters)

Ike Turner is dead: party at Tina’s! (PerezHilton)

Zac Efron cranks his Soulja Boy (JustJared)

Vince Vaughn: please don’t drink and dress (TheMeatScale)

Eva Longoria doesn’t do kinky (WOWReport)

Britney’s mystery illness? An allergy to press. Oh, go ahead, pull the other one (EvilBeet)

Top Celebrity Meltdowns of 2007 (ImNotObsessed)

Jennifer Love Hewitt may not have a big butt, but she’s got a big rock (DanasDirt)

Bryan Adams serenades PeeWee Herman with that good, old-fashioned Canadian Christmas Reggae (HolyMoly)

Most Overpaid Celebrities of 2007 (Defamer)

Ruffles, the celebrity hangers-on of the fashion world - they’re all over you when it’s strictly unnecessary but largely missing when you need their presence the most.