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Manolo says, Jack Nicholson, is one randy Hollywood playboy.

Jack Nicholson says men act like dogs after having sex.

‘The Shining’ actor - who is famous for his womanising ways - says all guys forget about women one hour after having sex with them, just like canines.

He said: “We have more in common with a male dog than we do with a woman in this department. This may be male chauvinism in a certain context. But, baby, it’s also science!

“I don’t have much philosophy other than ‘live in the now’. And that’s very difficult to do. Don’t leave something that you really want to do undone.”

But father-of-five Jack also said his promiscuous lifestyle in the 60s could have lead to him fathering up to “9,000″ children.

He laughed: “There could be 9,000 for all I know - I used to live so freely.”

9,000 children!!! He is just like Genghis Kahn, only slightly less likely have his nomadic hoards rampage over your steppes.

One is famously crazy about cookies the other is famous for being a crazy cookie.

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He may be one of the biggest box office stars in cinematic history, but what is it about Will Smith that inspires the maniacal devotion of highly excitable creatures?

When the mystical qualities of Kabbalah spring water merely cause stomach gas and it’s not possible to adopt a new face from Africa, one needs to find alternative ways to sip at the fountain of youth:

Madonna has sparked facelift rumours after she was spotted leaving a New York medical centre sporting what looked like two black eyes.

The 49-year-old Hooked Up singer was snapped wearing her trademark oversized black sunglasses – which failed to mask the dark purple bruising and swelling underneath, a possible after-effect of plastic surgery.

Here’s to a speedy recovery and a new look that’s not too perpetually startled. In the meantime let’s imagine the wild-haired, raccoon-eyed superstar recuperating by restlessly pottering about her English country manor, savagely hacking away at any unfortunate weeds and soaking in her nightly bath of freshly drained virgins’ blood.

and, from the looks of Daniel Day Lewis at the movie’s premiere, there will also be horse racing and possibly a concertina solo.

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Michael Jackson, brought to you by Photoshop! (CelebrityDirtyLaundry)

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Will Smith is no legend in China (DailyStab)

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Britney’s secret YouTube addiction (HolyCandy)

David Beckham’s underwear ad: now I know what I want for Christmas! (BittenAndBound)

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David Beckham makes house calls! (ImNotObsessed)

Campari Orange, it’s the choice of all fine-bodied Latina starlets who also make sexy limited edition calendars and placate wild wolves in their spare time:

‘‘I had a lot of fun during the photo shoot. When we shot Little Red Riding Hood, I had to work with a real wolf, and I can tell you he was very passionate, too, as you can tell by the pictures.

“Throughout the whole shoot, I kept saying my favourite Italian word ‘tranquillo, tranquillo’ to the wolf to keep him calm,’’ she said.

Well what else could Eva do under the difficult circumstances? That’s probably the only diplomatic thing you can say when your vulpine co-model keeps seething under his breath “They promised me I would be working with Jessica Alba!”

Celebrity do-gooder Brad Pitt has launched the first phase of his “Make it Right” project with the aim of building environmentally friendly homes in New Orleans’ Lower 9th Ward. In case you were wondering about the pink, no it’s not just because Zahara really digs that colour:

While filming a movie in New Orleans, Brad Pitt noticed a pink fabric house that was being used as part of the set. He perceived the visual potency of pink houses as a metaphor. Working together with GRAFT, the idea was born to merge film and architecture into an installation that would bring immediate global attention to a pervasive local issue.

The scenes within the assembly create emotive storyboards containing perspectives rich with history and memories. Like a tangram puzzle, the components of each house lay haphazard at the installation’s commencement. It is only through monetary donations that these pink placeholders will become reassembled, registering the effects of a collective consciousness, ultimately enabling the construction of 150 real homes.”

When that project has achieved its goals, hopefully Brad can then turn his attention towards Los Angeles which has long been derided as the “homeless capital of America.” His determination to clean up will be a welcome breath of fresh air, unlike some of his peers who still insist on being part of problem.

“Don’t worry, we’ll find the overpriced celebrity stylists who did this to us…”

“And make they never work in this town again?”

“Actually I was hoping they could fix us up with some smashing weave.”

Hayden Panettiere on being likened to her peers:

“For God knows what reason, they compare me with Lindsay Lohan. It’s kind of become, “All right, you guys can stay there and try knocking me off my horse.’ I want to prove them wrong now.”

For the life of me I can’t understand the comparisons either. You both seem to be operating on different wavelengths, so to speak.

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