If the Conjugal Trailer’s Rockin’
By PlumcakeSingle-handedly disproving the notion that America has the market cornered on people who well, look like they are marketed on the corner, 2008 deadpool favorites Amy Winehouse and That Guy Who’s Not Pete Doherty (Blake Civil-Fielder) –more affectionately known to the Ayyyy! staff as “Flea and Strumpets”– are set to renew their nuptials today in Pentonville Prison, where Blake is currently cooling his track-marked heels while awaiting answering charges of perversion of justice.
Best wishes, you crazy kids, just try to remember the safety word this time!

