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George Clooney, responsible lover

By Spirit Fingers

Few women are able to resist the sight of George Clooney in a sharp suit with a twinkle in his eye suggesting how sexy you’d look cloaked in nothing but the romantic glow of candlenight at dusk, the two of you lying in post-coital bliss on rumpled sheets in the master bedroom of his secluded villa. And even though your relationship can only be defined as a random series of fleeting trysts, you’re still hooked because after all the villa does have a magical lake view and a champagne breakfast is served on the balcony every morning.

Yes he may be the ultimate swinging, carefree, ageless bachelor who’s unable to commit the love of his life (you), but never let it be said that he will shirk away from the responsibility of using protection.

Stronger than a dental dam









11 Responses to “George Clooney, responsible lover”




  1. raincoaster Says:

    He could wear a wetsuit and I’d still take him. Sigh…




  2. Phyllis Says:

    Maybe the guard won’t see him pass her that key…




  3. Phyllis Says:

    Btw - Tilda Swinton?




  4. deborah Says:

    Does it look like his hair is thinning just a little?




  5. Linda F Says:

    LOVE Tilda Swinton — I just wish she would decide which gender she is……maybe George is dabbling with bisexuality…..hmmmmm




  6. class-factotum Says:

    He’d be fine as long as he would keep his mouth shut. I’m not particularly impressed with what he has to say.




  7. Annalucia Says:

    The Tilda Swinton or the Eric Stoltz? From the photo, it is difficult to tell.




  8. raincoaster Says:

    I’ve seen Eric Stoltz. He’s half her height, and twice her hotness.




  9. ak Says:

    I could easily resist George. He’s objectively handsome, but he seems like too much of a smirky buffoon. If I actually did get an invitation to the Italian lakeside villa, I might be willing to overlook the smirky buffoonish, but not for long.




  10. Mitsu Says:

    I’m at a complete loss as to why so many people think he’s sexy. He leaves me stone cold. I think he’s rather ugly, actually.




  11. raincoaster Says:

    Good! Less competition for raincoaster! I’m all ABOUT the handsome, smirky buffons.




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