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CoHitler Blames Jessica Simpson Too

By Plumcake

Living in Texas and not liking football is like living in a church but not liking Jesus.

I do not like football. I will sit through it in the course of say, Friday Night Lights which is the Greatest Show on Broadcast Television, mostly because football is a hot guy delivery device and frankly, there isn’t a whole lot I won’t sit through to watch Kyle Chandler squint at something, clench his manly jaw and then grumble sweet nothings about about responsibility, team work and the ill-advisedness of showing up to practice drunk (I am personally glad The Manolo is not so strict).

This, however, is excellent…

Poor Hitler.









One Response to “CoHitler Blames Jessica Simpson Too”




  1. Cat Says:

    From one Texas-living, football-disliking girl to another, that was absolutely hilarious!




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