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Some guidance should you need it

By Spirit Fingers

Drive your man..away

Trying to figure out what kind of lingerie brings out your inner sexy can often be an arduous chore, so I’m really pleased the folks at the Paris International lingerie show are able to show me how it’s done.








4 Responses to “Some guidance should you need it”




  1. La Petite Acadienne Says:

    Indeed. And if your loved one either wears a look of severe alarm, or bursts into laughter at you in the sight of one of these ensembles, just ignore him or her — if couturiers say it’s sexy, then by cracky, it’s sexy!




  2. Jezebella Says:

    La Petite Acadienne, you are only the second person on earth that I have heard (or seen) use the phrase, “by cracky.” Are you from Tennessee, perchance?

    That said, I find bottom center’s blood-spattered top revolting to the extreme.




  3. raincoaster Says:

    Is it good or bad that I recognize some of these from the catalogues I get?

    Blood-spattered top is better than blood-spattered panties, as Britney has so ably demonstrated.




  4. La Petite Acadienne Says:

    Jezebella, no I’m not from Tennessee, I’m from Nova Scotia. However, “by cracky” just seemed to fit well with what I was saying. :) (I read a lot, and other locales’ colloquialisms seem to stick in my head like burrs.)

    And blood-spattered ANYTHING in the bedroom is bad. Only Angelina Jolie was able to get away with that, and even she grew out of it. (As far as we know — has anybody examined Brad lately for scarring? If not, I’ll gladly volunteer for the task.)




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