Ah Aspen, it’s the only place to be if you have money and a hankering for a cosy snow-covered 15,000 square foot country chateau to call your own.  But beware the mountain chill in the air - what may be ideal chest-baring conditions to you may cause your less sturdy companions to faint dead away from hypothermia.

One is simply the best, the other is a simpleton with breasts.

Happy New Year!  Here’s to a fit, fabulously tanned and fashionable 2008!

 Or, you could just eat and do whatever you want.