I’m still trying to figure out how this dress lifts itself effortlessly at the appointed time to dramatically reveal a matinee showing of The Mod Squad. Is it operated by motorised rope and pulley or a hand-drawn cord or what, do you think?
Scandal at the Junior League! (Gawker)
Lindsay Lohan sees dead people (Defamer)
Looking for Bobby Fischer? Ask Lindsay Lohan (Mollygood)
Katherine Heigl is a Cosmo Girl (Jezebel)
Samantha Morton thinks Keira Knightly should sack up (AgentBedhead)
Lindsay Lohan’s tans are like Britney Spears’s weaves (CelebritySmack)
Nicole Richie and Joel Madden were breaking up when the baby was born (CeleBitchy)
Is that a scepter in your pocket or are you just happy to see me, Prince William (POTP)
Bette Midler is looking a little rough (BringingBloggingBack)
When Coldplayers attack: Chris Martin gives the catchy, whiny beatdown to a pap (TheBlemish)
Jessica Alba, now with 20% more boob! (Ninjadude)
The Scientology quiz! (Dlisted)
The C List loves them some Britney! (HolyCandy)
Colin Farrell rocks the Yasser Arafat look (ImNotObsessed)
Getting into Gary Coleman’s pants will cost you almost half a mil (E!Online)
Mix & Match celebrity hair (CityRag)
How do you spell “crazy?” C-O-U-R-T-N-E-Y-L-O-V-E (Websters)
Wil Wheaton hates Wesley Crusher as much as you do (PerezHilton)
Is Lindsay Lohan dressed for her wedding? (EvilBeet)
Etiquette and Facebook: What Would Jane Austen Do? (Maupuia Masala)
George Clooney named UN Peace Messenger. War totally breaking out in my bedroom in five minutes (ICYDK)
I’m not completely au fait with the nuances of men’s fashion but I think there’s a real trend towards a more wearable look next season.
Sly Stallone on the graphic violence in the new Rambo movie:
“Don’t water it down. It’s got to be uncomfortable, it is uncomfortable, it’s miserable. It’s distasteful, it’s horrifying…Don’t do Violence Light. Don’t cut away too soon. I want people to feel it.”
So much so he’s willing to personally maim anyone who isn’t sufficiently discomfited.
Lily Allen miscarriage (PerezHilton)
Was Gywneth Paltrow’s hospital visit pregnancy-related? (HollywoodBackwash)
B52s release a new album (WOWReport)
Pete Doherty wears lingerie (Yeeeeah)
Or maybe he goes commando (AgentBedhead)
Amy Winehouse’s husband is a Mommy’s Boy (CelebWarship)
Diddy needs a new parasol valet (ASocialitesLife)
Piven buys dresses for women he’s never met (Mollygood)
Tara Reid; your drunk boobie pix roundup (Cityrag)
Sarah Jessica Parker pretends she didn’t have a nose job (ImNotObsessed)
There’s more than one Britney Spears? OH NOES! (JustJared)
Oprah fires Dr Phil’s Britney-bandwagon-jumping opportunistic Texas ass (Popbytes)
Hasselhoff holidays in rehab, lives out Fairytale of New York (CeleBitchy)
Rachel Ray throws coffee diva fit (HolyCandy)
Kate Moss, now appearing as Slutty Professor Trelawney (GoFugYourself)
The Albino Wino goes haywire (DListed)
Everybody wants Britney dead (Defamer)
Johnny Depp dresses down for Paris (CelebritySmack)
Meta! Article on how people don’t read (Gawker)
Joan Collins, rock of ages (Jezebel)
I have had the good fortune to have met babydaddy-to-be Matthew McConaughey many times over the years and I will go on record as saying that he is one of the few celebrities I’ve ever met who I’d actually allow into my home (although he would have to wear a shirt. Sure he’s ripped and all glistening with hotness, and that’s great and all but do you know hard it is to get glistening hotness out of a brand new silk-upholstered club chair? Really freakin’ hard.)
So it is with the utmost tender affection that I point you in the direction of this newscaster who plays a master stroke interpreting the big baby announcement through the pot-hazed, bell-bottom clad persona of McConaughey’s most famous –and seemingly autobiographical– character, Wooderson from the classic Rick Linklater film “Dazed and Confused”
In light of Matt McConaughey’s blessed news, let’s celebrate by speculating on which of his favourite positions are most likely to result in successful conception.
While Queen Latifah plays an embezzling Federal Reserve employee in her latest movie, in real life she’s savvy enough not to fall for get rich quick schemes:
In a wild market, follow the sage market advice of entertainer Queen Latifah and billionaire investor Carl Icahn, Jim Cramer said on CNBC’s “Stop Trading!” segment Wednesday.
“Let me just tell you that Queen Latifah has the right approach,” Cramer said. “In these … treacherous markets … you know something, Queen Latifah’s kind of got it figured out.” Cramer summed up Latifah’s approach to the market as patient and focused on the long term.
If she gets bored of making movies, perhaps she can turn her attention into being a turbocharged investment guru with her own tv show. How much fun would it be to watch Queen screaming epithets at the central banks and berating us with stuff like “Girl, you gotta dump that stock like a lying cheating no-good boyfriend! Those jokers are bringing down the house for real! Oh it’s bad, real bad, baby! Here’s a hot tip: You need to take your money to go buy a clue!”
RIP Scrabulous (Gawker)
Tom Cruise doesn’t need your permission (Defamer)
to outsource raising his two older kids (SeriouslyOMGWTF)
and L Ron Hubbard doesn’t need Tom Cruise’s permission, allegedly (BricksAndStones)
Amy Winehouse is in even worse trouble than we thought (Fametastic)
And her husband just dumped her for his prison wife (EntertainmentWise)
Have a Cracky Holiday: Amy Winehouse holiday album in the works (JustJared)
Clay Aiken, the glammest leprechaun in all of Las Vegas (Dlisted)
The Quaids talk about their babies’ overdose (CeleBitchy)
Paris Hilton skunks up The Peninsula (GabbyBabble)
Britney Spears is anticipating…publicity (CelebWarship)
David Spade sperminates! (AllieIsWired)
George Clooney likes a good pranking! (TheBlemish)
Celebrity Lips: the good, the bad, the terrifying (BodyPhilosophy)
Ike Turner: Coke is the real thing! (CelebritySmack)
Katherine Heigl’s biggest fan gifts her with Nicoderm (DailyStab)
Wifestyles of the Rich and Famous: Catherine Zeta-Jones vs Clooney’s Brunette of the Day (HolyCandy)
Dita von Teese is Breaking Bad, but Looking Good (ImNotObsessed)
George Michael to tell all, IF he can remember it (PerezHilton)
Manolo says, although it is not quite up to the standards of nuptial brevity of such modern pioneers as Britney Spears, Eddie Murphy has the satisfaction of having beaten Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock.
Comic actor Eddie Murphy and his new wife Tracey Edmonds have split up just two weeks after their romantic wedding in French Polynesia, People magazine reported on Wednesday.
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But Murphy, 46, and Edmonds, 40, told People in a statement they would not do that and had decided to remain friends.
“After much consideration and discussion, we have jointly decided that we will forego having a legal ceremony as it is not necessary to define our relationship further,” the statement said.
“While the recent symbolic union in Bora Bora was representative of our deep love, friendship and respect that we have for one another on a spiritual level, we have decided to remain friends,” it added.
The spiritual union of friendship and respect that can only be achieved by living as far apart as possible.
If an overzealous security guard were to seize Katie’s bag and check for suspicious content they would find:
(a) fake passports and identity papers, wigs and cash in case the opportunity to escape presents itself
(b) nothing, it’s a MacGuffin in this rollicking comedy-mystery
(c) Suri, Tom and a church-appointed minder
(d) more lawsuits than you can poke a stick at
Few women are able to resist the sight of George Clooney in a sharp suit with a twinkle in his eye suggesting how sexy you’d look cloaked in nothing but the romantic glow of candlenight at dusk, the two of you lying in post-coital bliss on rumpled sheets in the master bedroom of his secluded villa. And even though your relationship can only be defined as a random series of fleeting trysts, you’re still hooked because after all the villa does have a magical lake view and a champagne breakfast is served on the balcony every morning.
Yes he may be the ultimate swinging, carefree, ageless bachelor who’s unable to commit the love of his life (you), but never let it be said that he will shirk away from the responsibility of using protection.
