RIP Suzanne Pleshette (Defamer)

Diane Keaton, speed freak (Gawker)

William “The Shat” Shatner throws some tude (AgentBedhead )

Bindi and Britney in the bush? (IBBB)

Amy Winehouse airs out the “Breakdown Bra” (CelebWarship)

Kiefer is free! Kiefer is free! (CelebritySmack)

Nicole Kidman may be laying off the Botox (Dlisted)

Pete Doherty, deflowerer? Babydaddy? (GabbyBabble)

Osama bin Laden’s son is a Eurotrash Trustafarian Hippie (Jezebel)

Celebrity Hair Remixes (CityRag)

Charlize Theron is an actress, not a cartographer, dammit! (ASocialitesLife)

Hello??? Britney Spears? (HolyCandy)

Sundance red carpet pix. Bob Redford rolls over in his grave and he’s not even dead yet (ImNotObsessed)

Preggo JLo does not do flats, yo! (Mollygood)

Britney shows up! Whoa!!!! (ICYDK)

Kate Moss is a bad, bad girl (NewsOfTheWorld)

The Albino Wino has more drugs than a Walgreens! (PerezHilton)

Did you get that memo about today being the single most depressing day of the year? Oh but surely it’s nothing that a wave of your credit card can’t fix! Here are a few things to get you through this difficult time and any other time you feel the Monday morning blues:

The Blue Day Book ($9.95)

The Blues Brothers: Original Soundtrack Recording ($12.97) and Blues Brothers 2000: Original Motion Picture Soundtrack

Polo Blue by Ralph Lauren ($14.99-$46.99)

UglyDoll Bop N’ Beep Blue 12-Inch ($19.99)

Hues N Brews Blue Mugs with Coasters ($48.95)

Furla turquoise ‘Lovers’ double french wallet ($81)

Sky Blue Unlined Italian Leather Gloves ($87)

Kenneth Cole Reaction Knot Waist Shirtdress ($139)

Sony Cybershot DSCW55 7.2MP Digital Camera with 3x Optical Zoom ($164.99)

Nanette Lepore Hollywood Satin Wrap Blouse ($185.90)

It must be terribly exciting but at the same totally exhausting being Keira Knightley. Rushing from movie set to red carpet premiere to talk show interview to magazine photoshoot.  No time to wash her hair! No time to cover those dark circles under her eyes! No time to apply lipstick! Worst of all, no time to tell Monsieur Lagerfeld what she really really thinks about his blasted denim quasi-epaulettes!

This might be fine and dandy for a shopping day out on Melrose Avenue, but it’s certainly not going to pass muster for a stint at the morgue. Can I suggest something a little more appropriate to demonstrate that you appreciate the gravity of the situation?

I’m still trying to figure out how this dress lifts itself effortlessly at the appointed time to dramatically reveal a matinee showing of The Mod Squad. Is it operated by motorised rope and pulley or a hand-drawn cord or what, do you think?

Scandal at the Junior League! (Gawker)

Lindsay Lohan sees dead people (Defamer)

Looking for Bobby Fischer? Ask Lindsay Lohan (Mollygood)

Katherine Heigl is a Cosmo Girl (Jezebel)

Samantha Morton thinks Keira Knightly should sack up (AgentBedhead)

Lindsay Lohan’s tans are like Britney Spears’s weaves  (CelebritySmack)

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden were breaking up when the baby was born (CeleBitchy)

Is that a scepter in your pocket or are you just happy to see me, Prince William (POTP)

Bette Midler is looking a little rough (BringingBloggingBack)

When Coldplayers attack: Chris Martin gives the catchy, whiny beatdown to a pap (TheBlemish)

Jessica Alba, now with 20% more boob! (Ninjadude)

The Scientology quiz! (Dlisted)

The C List loves them some Britney! (HolyCandy)

Colin Farrell rocks the Yasser Arafat look (ImNotObsessed)

Getting into Gary Coleman’s pants will cost you almost half a mil (E!Online)

Mix & Match celebrity hair (CityRag)

How do you spell “crazy?” C-O-U-R-T-N-E-Y-L-O-V-E (Websters)

Wil Wheaton hates Wesley Crusher as much as you do (PerezHilton)

Is Lindsay Lohan dressed for her wedding? (EvilBeet)

Etiquette and Facebook: What Would Jane Austen Do? (Maupuia Masala)

George Clooney named UN Peace Messenger. War totally breaking out in my bedroom in five minutes (ICYDK)

I’m not completely au fait with the nuances of men’s fashion but I think there’s a real trend towards a more wearable look next season. 

Sly Stallone on the graphic violence in the new Rambo movie:

“Don’t water it down. It’s got to be uncomfortable, it is uncomfortable, it’s miserable. It’s distasteful, it’s horrifying…Don’t do Violence Light. Don’t cut away too soon. I want people to feel it.”

So much so he’s willing to personally maim anyone who isn’t sufficiently discomfited.