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Then and now

By Spirit Fingers

Proper adventure gearNeeds chastity belt

From high-action Spy Kid to ultra-low-rise-jeans-plus-spangly-little-thing-wearing starlet.  Time to get a new role model, young missy!

No underpants for us thanks!








7 Responses to “Then and now”




  1. KS Says:

    Oh, my god, that’s horrible. Did she cut the hem of that top to make it look like that? Because I’m pretty sure Contempo Casuals stopped selling those shirts circa 1997. The poor thing looks like a middle schooler sneaking home from the mall with her older sister’s clubbing top under her big ol’ hooded sweatshirt…




  2. bobbie-sue Says:

    gross! That looks like a bodysuit (remember those?) that came unsnapped. The shadow it casts looks like a bikini line growing in. I’m actually a little nauseous after looking at that.




  3. Bobbi Says:

    I watched Spy Kids this weekend with my nine year old, she will not be seeing these pics. That is just icky.




  4. Susan Says:

    More specifically, it looks like a body suit that she might have worn to a tap dancing recital 5 years (and 3 sizes) ago.

    It’s scary when someone can stand next to Paris and look trashy in comparison!




  5. Jen Says:

    Is that a teddy that she forgot to buckle in the lower region? Gross!




  6. raincoaster Says:

    Never mind that! Look at the pants! Doesn’t she know that ultra low waists are very five years ago? We’re all about the high waists, nowadays.

    And that is the most crapulously uneven tan I’ve ever seen, even on Lindsay Lohan.




  7. Jennie Says:

    If she moves the wrong way we won’t just have butt crack, if you catch my drift…




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