Chinese Linkyear
By raincoasterBritney busts loose, boots bodyguard (PerezHilton)
Kirstie Alley’s body thetans get the better of her (Websters)
Heath Ledger had ingested the entire alphabet, but it was all legal (Yeeeeah)
Delta Burke is an institution! Also in an institution (Celebitchy)
Mary-Kate Olsen is a purse hoarding hobbit (ImNotObsessed)
Sienna Miller is pretty, useless (AgentBedhead)
Adrien Grenier is veg-friendly (TheMeatScale)
Kirsten Dunst also institutionalized, not an institution (DailyStab)
Jordana Brewster is going to be a star someday… (Defamer)
Christina Aguilera doesn’t NEED your oxygen! (fourfour)
What happens in Miss Nevada stays in Miss Nevada, at least until she showers (Dlisted)
Brittany Murphy is 65, but her lips are only 3 months old (GoFugYourself)
Scientology is one big, dysfunctional family (HolyCandy)
Amy Winehouse may swap rehab for prison (CelebParasite)
Flight of the (Steven) Seagal (HolyMoly)
Tabloid roundup: the week in oversexed hobbits (Mollygood)
Who wants to look like a celebrity? Everyone, apparently (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)
Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld slaver over the juicy, tender souls of the innocent (CelebritiesEating)
Wacko Jacko will crash the Grammys (CelebritySmack)
Republicans and nerds put the “trade” in sex trade (Jezebel)