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	<title>Comments on: Paris Hilton, channeling Marilyn Monroe</title>
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		<title>By: raincoaster</title>
		<link>http://ayyyy.com/2008/02/09/paris-hilton-channeling-marilyn-monroe/comment-page-1/#comment-138181</link>
		<dc:creator>raincoaster</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2010 07:22:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think you&#039;ve about summed it up. Monroe without makeup was still beautiful, possibly even moreso than with makeup. Paris Hilton looks like a camel in heat.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think you&#8217;ve about summed it up. Monroe without makeup was still beautiful, possibly even moreso than with makeup. Paris Hilton looks like a camel in heat.</p>
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		<title>By: Mary</title>
		<link>http://ayyyy.com/2008/02/09/paris-hilton-channeling-marilyn-monroe/comment-page-1/#comment-137238</link>
		<dc:creator>Mary</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jun 2010 21:39:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Comparing Paris Hilton to Monroe, huh?  Ok, let&#039;s see...

Monroe was sexy in a somewhat over the top way, but she never seemed to quite make it to the &quot;Whee, I&#039;m a total whore!&quot; kind of way.
Paris, on the other hand, seems to believe that more equals...a need for extra.  Extra trash, extra breathy syllables, extra affectation, extra extra ditziness.  The latter, I am not entirely convinced that she fakes.

Monroe was prettier.
Paris is pretty in a &quot;Sure, why not, I&#039;m drunk&quot; kind of way.

Monroe could dress herself.
Paris...Paris by choice can&#039;t wear anything that doesn&#039;t look like it belongs in a Star Wars cantina.

Monroe at least had the decency to wear underwear in public.
Paris doesn&#039;t seem to grasp the idea that underwear isn&#039;t worn for the sole purpose of showing it to people.

Monroe had a grasp of the concept of class.
Paris...well, you&#039;ve seen her.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Comparing Paris Hilton to Monroe, huh?  Ok, let&#8217;s see&#8230;</p>
<p>Monroe was sexy in a somewhat over the top way, but she never seemed to quite make it to the &#8220;Whee, I&#8217;m a total whore!&#8221; kind of way.<br />
Paris, on the other hand, seems to believe that more equals&#8230;a need for extra.  Extra trash, extra breathy syllables, extra affectation, extra extra ditziness.  The latter, I am not entirely convinced that she fakes.</p>
<p>Monroe was prettier.<br />
Paris is pretty in a &#8220;Sure, why not, I&#8217;m drunk&#8221; kind of way.</p>
<p>Monroe could dress herself.<br />
Paris&#8230;Paris by choice can&#8217;t wear anything that doesn&#8217;t look like it belongs in a Star Wars cantina.</p>
<p>Monroe at least had the decency to wear underwear in public.<br />
Paris doesn&#8217;t seem to grasp the idea that underwear isn&#8217;t worn for the sole purpose of showing it to people.</p>
<p>Monroe had a grasp of the concept of class.<br />
Paris&#8230;well, you&#8217;ve seen her.</p>
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		<title>By: John Movie</title>
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		<dc:creator>John Movie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 22:29:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Does anybody even really care what Paris Hilton does anymore?  I heard she has a TV show...I was excited about that as I was when I heard I had a cavity.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Does anybody even really care what Paris Hilton does anymore?  I heard she has a TV show&#8230;I was excited about that as I was when I heard I had a cavity.</p>
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		<title>By: Lilly Munster</title>
		<link>http://ayyyy.com/2008/02/09/paris-hilton-channeling-marilyn-monroe/comment-page-1/#comment-8067</link>
		<dc:creator>Lilly Munster</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2008 00:45:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Not anything remotely similar to MM. No way. Not ever. (Paris i.e. EEWWWW)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Not anything remotely similar to MM. No way. Not ever. (Paris i.e. EEWWWW)</p>
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		<title>By: Susan</title>
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		<dc:creator>Susan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Feb 2008 22:34:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hmmm, It might not be the 7 Year Itch with Paris.  I&#039;d put the timeframe more at a 7 week itch- unless you catch it quicker with antibiotics.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hmmm, It might not be the 7 Year Itch with Paris.  I&#8217;d put the timeframe more at a 7 week itch- unless you catch it quicker with antibiotics.</p>
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		<title>By: raincoaster</title>
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		<dc:creator>raincoaster</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Feb 2008 20:56:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What is he looking for? Herpes?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What is he looking for? Herpes?</p>
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		<title>By: Jennie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jennie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Feb 2008 20:54:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Her diet pills and Prozac are interferring with her reasoning processes.  Equating Paris to Marilyn is rather like comparing Tres Flores Three Flowers Brilliantine Perfume ($4.49 for 4 ounces) to Clive Christian Perfume ($2000.00 per ounce).  It&#039;s profane...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Her diet pills and Prozac are interferring with her reasoning processes.  Equating Paris to Marilyn is rather like comparing Tres Flores Three Flowers Brilliantine Perfume ($4.49 for 4 ounces) to Clive Christian Perfume ($2000.00 per ounce).  It&#8217;s profane&#8230;</p>
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