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By raincoasterPrayers for Britney: a Social Movement (PrayersForBritney)
I’m stuck in rehab with Pat O’Brien (StuckInRehabWithPatO’Brien)
Paris Hilton hires the handicapped: colorblind Oompa-Loompa thanks her (Defamer)
Amy Winehouse, British-mawed no more (AgentBedhead)
Celebrity Rap Sheet (LiquidGeneration)
Failed murderess still taking shots at the victim 16 years later (CelebritySmack)
Rihanna in post-Grammy, pre-Afterparty car crash (Dlisted)
Princes William and Harry to bike across Africa (CelebrityRightpundit)
Frances Bean Cobain is pretty, not her parents (Celebwarship)
More than we really wanted to know about Heather Mills’s erogenous zones (Mollygood)
Gwyneth sez: Brooklyn is the new Malawi (Popsugar)
Sienna Miller got her driver’s license, needs new photo to go with her new face (ICYDK)
Owen Wilson needs another intervention to get him off Kate Hudson (CeleBitchy)
Nicholas Cage sues Peggy Sue! (DailyStab)
Katherine Heigl gets a mom-makeover (EvilBeet)
Charlotte Church is a Jedi Mistress (HolyMoly)
The Knowles sisters keep it real. Real bitchy (GoFugYourself)
Johnny Depp’s kids go to Disneyland (JustJared)
Playdate for Christina Aguilera and Nicole Richie? (ImNotObsessed)
Engineering secrets of the rich and famous, starring Aretha Franklin (HolyCandy)
New Line stiffs the estate of JRR Tolkien (PerezHilton)
Jennifer Aniston is 39. But how does Angelina feel about that? (WebstersIsMyBitch)
Trent Reznor now twice as pretty (raincoaster)