Janice Dickinson, best kept at a safe distance
By Spirit Fingers
Janice Dickinson, you certainly make a compelling case for your own sensuality, posturing your body in ways that bely your seasoned age, like a siren luring shirtless and underwear-clad sailors to a model orgy:
Janice Dickinson, celebrating her 53rd birthday – and the wrap of the third season of the Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency – at Central in Los Angeles. According to a partygoer, the reality star, who’s been known to fudge her age, had only 48 candles on her cake. Hmm… But that didn’t stop her from jumping up on a couch when everyone started singing “Happy Birthday,” imploring her guests, “Louder! I can’t hear you!”
On second thought I’ll just go back to admiring you from afar, where your lips are unable to engulf its prey whole.
February 15th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
It’s called age-related hearing loss, Janice. You may want to look into it. On second though, address your complete lack of a soul, first. Then we’ll start looking over Beltone brochures.
February 16th, 2008 at 1:09 am
I’m sure she is using the same skin stretcher that Joan River uses. And, as I said, Leela Lips! Has anyone been able to sit thru more than 5 minutes of her show as she tells everyone that she is still hot and the best on the runway? Do you think if we took up a collection we could get her 3 times daily Botox injections done on her mouth? I wonder how many repeat clients she has? The few times I have had the choice between static and Janice D.’s Modeling Agency and actually chose Ms. Janices show, I noticed she treats her clients as badly as she treats her models….