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	<title>Comments on: Janice Dickinson, best kept at a safe distance</title>
	<link>http://ayyyy.com/2008/02/15/janice-dickinson-best-kept-at-a-safe-distance/</link>
	<description>Gently Making Fun of the Famous</description>
	<pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 17:04:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Jennie</title>
		<link>http://ayyyy.com/2008/02/15/janice-dickinson-best-kept-at-a-safe-distance/#comment-8613</link>
		<dc:creator>Jennie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Feb 2008 05:09:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I'm sure she is using the same skin stretcher that Joan River uses.  And, as I said, Leela Lips!  Has anyone been able to sit thru more than 5 minutes of her show as she tells everyone that she is still hot and the best on the runway?  Do you think if we took up a collection we could get her 3 times daily Botox injections done on her mouth?  I wonder how many repeat clients she has?  The few times I have had the choice between static and Janice D.'s Modeling Agency and actually chose Ms. Janices show, I noticed she treats her clients as badly as she treats her models....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m sure she is using the same skin stretcher that Joan River uses.  And, as I said, Leela Lips!  Has anyone been able to sit thru more than 5 minutes of her show as she tells everyone that she is still hot and the best on the runway?  Do you think if we took up a collection we could get her 3 times daily Botox injections done on her mouth?  I wonder how many repeat clients she has?  The few times I have had the choice between static and Janice D.&#8217;s Modeling Agency and actually chose Ms. Janices show, I noticed she treats her clients as badly as she treats her models&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: La Petite Acadienne</title>
		<link>http://ayyyy.com/2008/02/15/janice-dickinson-best-kept-at-a-safe-distance/#comment-8530</link>
		<dc:creator>La Petite Acadienne</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2008 17:49:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;But that didn’t stop her from jumping up on a couch when everyone started singing “Happy Birthday,” imploring her guests, “Louder! I can’t hear you!”&lt;/blockquote&gt;

It's called age-related hearing loss, Janice.  You may want to look into it. On second though, address your complete lack of a soul, first. Then we'll start looking over Beltone brochures.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>But that didn’t stop her from jumping up on a couch when everyone started singing “Happy Birthday,” imploring her guests, “Louder! I can’t hear you!”</p></blockquote>
<p>It&#8217;s called age-related hearing loss, Janice.  You may want to look into it. On second though, address your complete lack of a soul, first. Then we&#8217;ll start looking over Beltone brochures.</p>
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