A royal conversation
By Spirit Fingers
“It must be so strange for your Royal Highness, how everyone lusts over your pair of boys.”
“Right back at you, my dear – your girls must be the object of countless fantasies too. Now…where have I seen this piece of finery before?”
“This old thing, Sir? Oh you would have seen it at Hampton Court where it hung from the canopy in the Queen’s bedchamber.”

February 20th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
He seems to be indicating the length of something. She’s rather alarmed about it.
February 20th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
Probably has something to do with cookies.
Charles: See, my new Duchy cookies will be this big, they will unhinge the corners of your mouth.
Keira: I haven’t had a cookie since I was four!
February 21st, 2008 at 3:50 am
Natalie Portman has girls? Surely you mean Sca Jo