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Viggo, the search is over

By Spirit Fingers

Excuse me while I feel your inner rhythm

J-Lo, Christina, Salma, Jessica, both Nicoles - Viggo had pressed and prodded their pregnant bellies with the intensity of a man on a mission but none had yielded the sign he was looking for. That was, until Oscar night threw him together with Cate Blanchett in her third trimester. One little kick and he instantly knew.  Here at last, after so many months of arduous and fruitless searching, lay the one who was worthy of donning the colours of San Lorenzo de Almagro.

This one will do well on the field









4 Responses to “Viggo, the search is over”




  1. raincoaster Says:

    Honestly, with that man we’re just lucky he didn’t wear it himself instead of the nice suit. BTW, little-known Viggo fact: he ADORES children. He goes all warm and melty around little kids, and they love him back.




  2. Buzzkut Says:

    Makes me all warm and cashmere fuzzy inside.




  3. henyo Says:

    I think these fine thespians should work together…am sure it would be Oscar-worthy.




  4. raincoaster Says:

    They did, and I think LOTR won something like three dozen Oscars. We need to breed a race of super-thespians from them.




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